Essential The Official ESPN First Take Thread

[Darts]

Wait....when/how did Cari become this object of intense hatred?

 

[valet]

..

 

[Rell84shots]

Wait....when/how did Cari become this object of intense hatred?

Since she started confusing herself for an analyst instead of a moderator.

 

[Billy Preston]

They owe Molly a job, she left NFLN to be the third person on mike and mike, then espn backed out of the mike and mike move and adding her, so she had to land somewhere.

Didn't know they backed out of that. When did this happen?

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Wait....when/how did Cari become this object of intense hatred?

My sentiments exactly.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Didn't know they backed out of that. When did this happen?

Not sure when it was announced (I think they backed out in June) but it's in that stickied "espn needs to cut costs" thread.

 

[Piff Tannen]

idk Ken Jeong was a actual licensed physician before all this comedy shyt

 

[Optimus Prime]

FT trending top 10 because they back

 

[Darts]

Since she started confusing herself for an analyst instead of a moderator.

Which is it? Cari needs to speak up more or Cari needs to shut up.

Oochie One mic ass nikkas

 

[*Hulks Up*]

Wait....when/how did Cari become this object of intense hatred?

I knew quite a few brehs didn't car for Cari's little ad libs and "her Lakers" talk but i didn't realize it was this bad.

They owe Molly a job, she left NFLN to be the third person on mike and mike, then espn backed out of the mike and mike move and adding her, so she had to land somewhere.

Wow, I didn't even realize ESPN backed out of the Mike & Mike changes, I wonder what happened.

 

[*Hulks Up*]

FT trending in top 10 because they back

Not surprising, people had to go 3 weeks without something to be outraged about. Makes sense an irrelevant show on a network nobody watches would trend nationwide.

 

[BXKingPin82]

idk Ken Jeong was a actual licensed physician before all this comedy shyt

the lil homie from Hangover? was a fukkin doctor?!

 

[Rell84shots]

Which is it? Cari needs to speak up more or Cari needs to shut up.

Oochie One mic ass nikkas

I was never in favor of Cari speaking up so you must have me confused with someone else

 

[jadillac]

Since she started confusing herself for a feminist on every minor issue and always talking about "her Lakers" instead of a moderator.

 

[*Hulks Up*]

idk Ken Jeong was a actual licensed physician before all this comedy shyt

That Hollywood check is no joke, dude was already making good money and gives up a great profession to play Asian comedy relief roles.