Essential The Official ESPN First Take Thread

[Regular_P]

It's not like they lying, they lying, Ndamukong I'm saying (lol, I'll stop now). I mean Ibaka and Lamb alone are better than anything the Heat are starting. Even Reggie Jackson is ballin better than Chalmers or Coles, who does Lebron goto if Wade is taking another sick day? I mean I like Bosh he's keeping one of my fantasy teams in the hunt but even still he's contributing anything special.

Bosh is better than anyone else on OKC without Westbrook. Wade is too, even if he's gimpy. OKC's starting lineup has two negatives with Thabo and Perk.

Durant and Jackson are the only guys who can create anything on OKC right now. The rest of them are just jump shooters.

 

[KingJudah]

bytch be grabbing on him everyday, talking about how she loves him. if only skip wasn't a faq.....she been tryin to give that puss up to him

Idk if hes gay. I actually doubt it, he just give off "I hate PDA and touching" asexual type vibe.

 

[*Hulks Up*]

Idk if hes gay. I actually doubt it, he just give off "I hate PDA and touching" asexual type vibe.

I don't know if Skip's gay or not either but I do remember when it was something of a hot rumor last year whether he was or not and out of nowhere they were mentioning 'Ernestine' on a daily basis on FT. SAS was out there claiming he was flirting with her and Cari mentioning she had a brief convo with her in passing, it was hilarious.

 

[*Hulks Up*]

Bosh is better than anyone else on OKC without Westbrook. Wade is too, even if he's gimpy. OKC's starting lineup has two negatives with Thabo and Perk.

Durant and Jackson are the only guys who can create anything on OKC right now. The rest of them are just jump shooters.

Damn, real talk, looking at their roster they are all jump shooters. Could Stephen Naismith actually be wrong on this one?

 

[KingJudah]

I don't know if Skip's gay or not either but I do remember when it was something of a hot rumor last year whether he was or not and out of nowhere they were mentioning 'Ernestine' on a daily basis on FT. SAS was out there claiming he was flirting with her and Cari mentioning she had a brief convo with her in passing, it was hilarious.

Can't call it. I mean we know Cari married, dk to who, shyt I doubt thats even her real name,Stephen A has a sister Carmen, seen her once, Skip has a fiance, never seen her. Aint no telling whats what with TV personalities, they could all be aliases.

 

[jay211]

.Dope.

 

[3Rivers]

"they lying, they lying..Ndamukong I'm saying"...

I fukking hate that line and it makes absolutely no sense to me...

You know he was in the booth like at how clever he thought that line was

 

[KingJudah]

Cari Champion is married? She doesn't wear a wedding ring. And she looks at all the athletes with thirst when they on. i don't think she married. She's 38 years old though.

38 48 idgaf lol

 

[jadillac]

"they lying, they lying..Ndamukong I'm saying"...

I fukking hate that line and it makes absolutely no sense to me...

It makes perfect sense.

Sound it out and then think about it.


But they do need a better theme song tho...

edit: I'll explain it.....Suh has (presumably) lied on a couple of occasions about his dirty plays when he gets fined.....and he's a Lion. It's just a play on words. Lion/lying

 

[smARTmouf]

It makes perfect sense.

Sound it out and then think about it.


But they do need a better theme song tho...

edit: I'll explain it.....Suh has (presumably) lied on a couple of occasions about his dirty plays when he gets fined.....and he's a Lion. It's just a play on words. Lion/lying

Holy forced punchline Batman...

 

[malbaker86]

"they lying, they lying..Ndamukong I'm saying"...

I fukking hate that line and it makes absolutely no sense to me...

haha yes everything about that opening is awful, it actually makes me feel embarrassed

the beat, Wale's struggle rhymes, SAS and Skip walking dramatically like they on Hawaii Five-0 I swear that corny shyt makes me wanna change the channel every time

please don't forget Stalley terrible self...


"boy are they hurt" like boy, PLEASE stay on beat just for one rhyme, please!!!

The shyt pisses me off everytime i hear the opening intro

 

[KingJudah]

The shyt pisses me off everytime i hear the opening intro

Its like he wrote that shyt real quick before he was gonna knockout for the night at 5am drunk.

 

[Steezy]

fukk was up with Marlon greasy ass..

 

[The War Report]

Did this fool SAS say Durant has more help than LeBron right now?

I couldn't believe that shyt.

 

[El Bombi]

Super Killa came thru and crushed the building.