Essential The Official ESPN First Take Thread

[jadillac]

He probably didn't want to go with her and her husband when there's thousands of single bishes in the city

I 've seen you say this multiple times, but to my knowledge, she's not married. She's worn a ring before, but not a wedding ring. And she certainly doesnt wear it every day.

Using your same logic, I also don;t think he would've gotten her tix to the NBA Finals game if she's married.

She asked sas is he going to the beach because she was going and sas said nope

I know, and he said it QUICK too. Like, "Nope..."


My dude said he was going tho.

 

[The War Report]

I 've seen you say this multiple times, but to my knowledge, she's not married. She's worn a ring before, but not a wedding ring. And she certainly doesnt wear it every day.

Using your same logic, I also don;t think he would've gotten her tix to the NBA Finals game if she's married.



I know, and he said it QUICK too. Like, "Nope..."


My dude said he was going tho.

Skips strike me as the type that might like a lil chocolate.

 

[jadillac]

Skips strike me as the type that might like a lil chocolate.

It's all coming together now. Skip said Aikman was gay back in the day so that he could have all the sistas for himself.

 

[Jplaya2023]

I 've seen you say this multiple times, but to my knowledge, she's not married. She's worn a ring before, but not a wedding ring. And she certainly doesnt wear it every day.

Using your same logic, I also don;t think he would've gotten her tix to the NBA Finals game if she's married.



I know, and he said it QUICK too. Like, "Nope..."


My dude said he was going tho.

SASwant to be to obvious that he tagging that

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

I 've seen you say this multiple times, but to my knowledge, she's not married. She's worn a ring before, but not a wedding ring. And she certainly doesnt wear it every day.

Using your same logic, I also don;t think he would've gotten her tix to the NBA Finals game if she's married.


I know, and he said it QUICK too. Like, "Nope..."


My dude said he was going tho.

Why wouldn't he? She's married bruh. Why else would she wear a ring almost daily around all them rich nikkas that be on the show? A single woman wouldn't do that.

 

[jadillac]

Why wouldn't he? She's married bruh. Why else would she wear a ring almost daily around all them rich nikkas that be on the show? A single woman wouldn't do that.

Would you let another man take your wife to something that big? Something that cost that much......and you weren't allowed to go? You think SAS got tix for Cari and her "husband"?

She's not married, dude. She just wears a jewelry ring on both hands. As much as you pay attention to her, you should notice it's not the same ring all the time.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Would you let another man take your wife to something that big? Something that cost that much......and you weren't allowed to go? You think SAS got tix for Cari and her "husband"?

She's not married, dude. She just wears a jewelry ring on both hands. As much as you pay attention to her, you should notice it's not the same ring all the time.

She said the nikka got her a ticket. That's a big difference from taking her fam. It's amazing that in 2013 in the age of instant information that we can't confirm if she's married or not. Her Wikipedia page is blank.

 

[jadillac]

She said the nikka got her a ticket. That's a big difference from taking her fam. It's amazing that in 2013 in the age of instant information that we can't confirm if she's married or not. Her Wikipedia page is blank.

But getting her a "ticket" is a bigger deal than just letting her tag along while he did his ESPN duties.

I'm bout 99% sure she's not married.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

But getting her a "ticket" is a bigger deal than just letting her tag along while he did his ESPN duties.

I'm bout 99% sure she's not married.

Dude probably made 1 call and got her that ticket for free. You talking like he made an expensive or extensive gesture.

 

[Optimus Prime]

SAS already been banished once, he trying extra hard not to show any questionable conduct with Cari especially with ESPN reputation these days. Don't think she's married unless dude is living somewhere else and doesn't care. Jemele was trying to move in with Cari last week and she letting dudes like Flo-rida hug up on her...

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[valet]

anybody catch Billups saying Blake was just too soft to retaliate? In essence, he's soft.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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[*Hulks Up*]

This is what passes for comedy now? Wiping boogers on tables and shyt?

 

[aqualung]

Will discuss Chad Johnson's 30 days in jail next.
*sneaking First Take at my desk*

--> aq out <--

 

[El Bombi]

Chad Johnson is a idiot and a simp.