Essential The Official ESPN First Take Thread

[The War Report]

cari is the WORST... what's up with that thing where she TRIES to finish people's sentences


person: yea i think the lakers will be............... HORR....

cari & person: IBLE



like she tries to make herself seem smarter by acting like she was just about to say the same exact thing... it's really bad.. how is nobody telling her about herself? they got earpieces right... can't the producers send in follow up questions and shyt to her...


she's just THERE... which would be ok IF she didn't keep trying to do more.. and showing us less with that interrupting shyt

Dana and Jay Crawford really made that show too. They both love and know about sports.

 

[muzikfrk75]

eric mangini shouldn't be on this show if all he's gonna do is be too scared to accurately bash a team or a player when it's warranted.

Dude is the WORST....rarely has an opinion about anything.

 

[I-Hate-You]

cari is the WORST... what's up with that thing where she TRIES to finish people's sentences


person: yea i think the lakers will be............... HORR....

cari & person: IBLE



like she tries to make herself seem smarter by acting like she was just about to say the same exact thing... it's really bad.. how is nobody telling her about herself? they got earpieces right... can't the producers send in follow up questions and shyt to her...


she's just THERE... which would be ok IF she didn't keep trying to do more.. and showing us less with that interrupting shyt

and the Lakers don't have to be referred to as "my Lakers" every time they're mentioned. We get it, she likes the Lakers.

 

[Swiggy]

I'mma defend her like she my fam.

Y'all maybe right, but I ain't riding with this

SIMP

 

[Kang Deezy]

Gonna be a good one today

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Steven A shyttin on his own hairline

 

[King Jove]

skip talking boxing is embarrassing

 

[Master Teacher]

skip talking boxing is embarrassing

This dumb ass didn't even know fighters blow up over night, shyt when he fought Victor Ortiz this nikka had'em by like 15 pounds

 

[The G.O.D II]

Skip's hairline in HD is fukking hilarious

 

[King Jove]

This dumb ass didn't even know fighters blow up over night, shyt when he fought Victor Ortiz this nikka had'em by like 15 pounds

prolly doesn't even know who canelo alverez is.

he acts like he's a boxing expert but they don't talk about anybody other than mayweather and pacquiao

nothing on rigondeaux or andrew ward or boxing in general until after mayweather/pacquiao fight

 

[FreedS[ohh]lave]

This nikka saying Pacers are heavy favorites he acting like the Knicks would pull a huge upset by winning the series

I imagine hes just doing damage control so if they lose the Knicks and Melo are let of the hook because they lost to a better team and if they win he can say how heroic they are

 

[GetInTheTruck]

did I just hear this right? cari is 6'5?

 

[AVXL]

This nikka saying Pacers are heavy favorites he acting like the Knicks would pull a huge upset by winning the series

I imagine hes just doing damage control so if they lose the Knicks and Melo are let of the hook because they lost to a better team and if they win he can say how heroic they are

SAS is a clown & Knicks fan/apologist. His opinion on the Knicks=

 

[KingJudah]

did I just hear this right? cari is 6'5?

Thats definitely a lie.

No way in hell. She might be 6'1" in heels

 

[KingJudah]

Cari said Skip is the total package