Essential The Official ESPN First Take Thread

[The War Report]

It been pretty good without and shucking and jiving on there

Shuck and jive | Define Shuck and jive at Dictionary.com

 

[gameover82]

Shuck and jive | Define Shuck and jive at Dictionary.com

 

[MAKAVELI25]

cari = white mans whore

Based on what exactly?

 

[G.O.A.T]

the show has been so much better these last couple days without and

no yelling,no screaming,no dikk riding,no hating,no agendas

Yep, especially without
Bringing him in with Skip everyday was a terrible idea on their part. When they bring in writers like Mattix, Graziano, and than Russillo like today makes the show much better

 

[Freshology]

Yep, especially without
Bringing him in with Skip everyday was a terrible idea on their part. When they bring in writers like Mattix, Graziano, and than Russillo like today makes the show much better

Not if you're talking ratings

 

[gho3st]

Not if you're talking ratings

honey boo boo world mane

 

[Rick Roller 10]

Get Bill Romanowski on the show or someone interesting while Skip and Stephen A are on vacation. Lomas Brown, Mangini, and Fauria type guys are boring as fuq

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Get Bill Romanowski on the show or someone interesting while Skip and Stephen A are on vacation. Lomas Brown, Mangini, and Fauria type guys are boring as fuq

Romanowski is trash. Something is a little off with dude, I know I wasn't the only one going the whole time he was there

 

[Premeditated]

all these substitutes are boring ass fukk. I don't give a fukk about listening to fair and balanced analysis on First Take. I watch it to see some fukkery every morning. Which is why I'd rather watch Stephen A and Skip than these dudes.

And where are some of you getting this notion that Cari is the type that date white men? I get quite the opposite vibe. I don't think so at all. We already know how wet she gets when Kobe's name a brought up. She was stay glowing when was there. If you read between the line when she's talking, you would know she got love for black men. You swagless posters are stinking this joint up with these ridiculous assumptions.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

all these substitutes are boring ass fukk. I don't give a fukk about listening to fair and balanced analysis on First Take. I watch it to see some fukkery every morning. Which is why I'd rather watch Stephen A and Skip than these dudes.

And where are some of you getting this notion that Cari is the type that date white men? I get quite the opposite vibe. I don't think so at all. We already know how wet she gets when Kobe's name a brought up. She was stay glowing when was there. If you read between the line when she's talking, you would know she got love for black men. You swagless posters are stinking this joint up with these ridiculous assumptions.

 

[jadillac]

Did y'all see the other day when someone was talking and Cari was fixing her hair/makeup in the mirror? That was unprofessional as hell

The camera wasn't on her, but she accidentally got in the shot when she picked up the mirror.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Remember when was shytting on Eric Decker all season last year talking about he's no better than a 4th WR? And he was showing shade on Demaryius Thomas. Dude said Tebow made Demaryius Thomas.

Decker: 85 catches, 1064 yards, 13 TDs...dependable possession receiver, good route runner, great hands.

Thomas: 94 catches, 1434 yards, 10 TDs...a top 10 WR in the league.

Someone needs to call him out hard on that.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Remember when was shytting on Eric Decker all season last year talking about he's no better than a 4th WR? And he was showing shade on Demaryius Thomas. Dude said Tebow made Demaryius Thomas.

Decker: 85 catches, 1064 yards, 13 TDs...dependable possession receiver, good route runner, great hands.

Thomas: 94 catches, 1434 yards, 10 TDs...a top 10 WR in the league.

Someone needs to call him out hard on that.

I was sayin this exact thing to my boy yesterday. You know skip was/is on Tebows jock so fuccin hard. Skip forgets that the overtime catch and run TD that Demaryius did was 80% on Demaryius. Tebow only threw a 10 yard slant.

 

[aqualung]

There is probably someone off screen to cue them if they have dandruff showing, boogers hanging, cowlicks twirling, makeup running, etc. They take the hint and fix it while live can has cut to someone else.

Bad looks happen. *shrug*

Champion is a doll. Pure eye candy. Love love love.

--> aq out <--

 

[aqualung]

Now: Stephen A Smith is knocking over Gruden's pedestal and pissing on it. Mike Tirico is damn good too, insists SAS. Gruden knows much football, won a superbowl, and then struggled to be relevant for 7 years.

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