Essential The Official ESPN First Take Thread

[Primetime21]

This cornball Rob Parker just handed Cari a box of chocolates. What a simp

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

This cornball Rob Parker just handed Cari a box of chocolates. What a simp

shyt was hilarious, fukkin sucka...

And this idiot said we shoulda hired JVG like SVG and Dwight is cool or something, lol I swear Rob Parker the worst.

 

[Grifter]

Skip is happy to troll today.

 

[Big Boss]

This cornball Rob Parker just handed Cari a box of chocolates. What a simp

i know they doing something to her behind the scenes

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

first Marcellus says the jets would win with tebow now he says the lakers will make the western conference finals

 

[KingJudah]

Yo is it me or does Cari Champion and Skip Bayless have a thing going on.

They be sittin right next to eachother almost LOL , SAS be mad far from them both.


Rob Parker is a clown

 

[ALIAS]

Yo is it me or does Cari Champion and Skip Bayless have a thing going on.

They be sittin right next to eachother almost LOL , SAS be mad far from them both.


Rob Parker is a clown

you know SAS be spittin when he talk, thats why everyone migrating to the opposite side of the table

 

[Sam Peel]

This cornball Rob Parker just handed Cari a box of chocolates. What a simp

i think that is a running joke

 

[KingJudah]

you know SAS be spittin when he talk, thats why everyone migrating to the opposite side of the table

lmao

On some real shyt though. I see some low key chemistry btwn them two.

 

[J-MIL]

This cornball Rob Parker just handed Cari a box of chocolates. What a simp

That nikka brings her something damn near everytime he on the show

 

[gho3st]

you know SAS be spittin when he talk, thats why everyone migrating to the opposite side of the table

nicca used to talk with a napkin on his hand and handle his business during commercial breaks...LOL

 

[Tommy Tuffnuts]

I refuse to watch whenever he comes on the show. I can tolerate anyday over that bad dressing assclown

 

[Yessir_Araphat]

did ya'll catch that half-retard rob trying to use the word "iota" in a sentence??? dude sounded like porky pig

 

[nyknick]

When Rob Parker is the one making most sense.


Rob told them that commissioner should veto the Marlins trade. Skip jumps on him saying Rob wants socialism in baseball, while Skip is for capitalism. Yet Skip's dumbass doesn't say anything about revenue sharing.

Rob Parker points out how Stern vetoed Chris Paul trade. Of course Steven A Smith wants to educate him about basketball saying that league owned Hornets. But then Steven shyts on his own point by bringing up Paul Gasol and Kevin Garnett trades. Parker says how all of those should be vetoed because of cronyism of Jerry West and McHale.

Steven again repeats everything he said, like he always does to filibusterer, but also sneaks in Rod Thorn's steal of Vince Carter. Parker again claims that everything should of been vetoed because of cronyism. SAS then pipes up and says but why did YOU bring up Rod Thorn's Carter trade then, that wasn't cronyism.

 

[King Crimson]

Rob Parker is a bytch. He comes across as someone who's never been on a team or in a locker room at all. To cosign that bytch ass stunt that some Jets players pulled as journalistic is rat like in nature. Can't stand this dude.