The Official Dallas Cowboys 2023 Season Thread

[Codeine Bryant]

Hit 88 and we go back in time like the delorean was the best title we've had for a season thread on this forum, imo.
Ezekiel 25:17 when i lay my vengeance upon thee is probably second.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

The last time a Cowboy came back after being gone for one season, Dallas went 8-8 and missed the playoffs.

 

[duckbutta]

Nowhere

We got us a hit

Change the thread title: A blast from the trash: official offseason thread

Edit: my bad in advance @smitty22

Somebody make it official

It's 2024 and I am really about to have to watch Trashzekiel Smelliot turn 1st and 10 into 2nd and 8

 

[BigE214]

Hit 88 and we go back in time like the delorean was the best title we've had for a season thread on this forum, imo.
Ezekiel 25:17 when i lay my vengeance upon thee is probably second.

Yeah bro did his thang with that one

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Season will depend on OL and Overshown to step up and anchor critical areas of our team.
Overshown has to make a significant impact if we have any hope of this defense making a modicum of improvement this year.

 

[BlueHeffner]

Hit 88 and we go back in time like the delorean was the best title we've had for a season thread on this forum, imo.
Ezekiel 25:17 when i lay my vengeance upon thee is probably second.

That was fire but the Dak drives the bus one was goat status

 

[Grifter]

Dak Prescott no longer under criminal investigation by Dallas police over sexual assault claim

The Cowboys QB and his accuser still have dueling lawsuits against each other.

sports.yahoo.com

Per Dallas police spokesman Kristin Lowman, “An investigation was conducted and the case is closed ... Detectives determined there was insufficient evidence an offense was committed.”

 

[BlueHeffner]

 

[dtownreppin214]

If I had to see this shyt tweet then @BlueHeffner got to too.

 

[BlueHeffner]

If I had to see this shyt tweet then @BlueHeffner got to too.

A sad sad sad crop of stanleys, these Dak stans are.

Bringing up a Wild Card game against an 8-9 team w a 45 year old QB

 

[dtownreppin214]

A sad sad sad crop of stanleys, these Dak stans are.

Bringing up a Wild Card game against an 8-9 team w a 45 year old QB

The shame they bring our fan base is indescribable.

 

[Grifter]

 

[Surreal]

6-11 record

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[Grifter]

Dallas Cowboys Player Micah Parsons Named President of B/R Gridiron, Signs Multi-Year Extension With Bleacher Report

Warner Bros. Discovery’s digital sports outlet Bleacher Report has named Dallas Cowboys linebacker Micah Parsons president of its football-focused platform B/R Gridiron. He has also signed a multi-year extension of his contract with Bleacher Report. The agreement makes Parsons, 24, the first pro...

www.yahoo.com

The agreement makes Parsons, 24, the first pro athlete actively playing for a team to hold a leadership title at a sports media company. He will continue to host the podcast “The Edge with Micah Parsons” which provides an inside look on the Dallas Cowboys season and recaps the latest NFL news.