The Official Dallas Cowboys 2023 Season Thread

[Leasy]

Don’t beat yall wives girlfriends and boyfriends tonight brehs…

 

[duckbutta]

Diggs injury lowkey exposed Micah

Random Left Tackle on non trash team exposes Micah every Sunday.

Need to trade this dude ASAP. We make him the highest paid defender in NFL history to do nothing in the playoffs and you might as well not watch this team for the next 7 years. His cap hit going to be the size of a QB.

 

[Weaver31]

I'm ready for the garbage time tuddys now

 

[Bigwhite2498]

They can't sale this terrible QB to the public anymore

Going into his 9th season.... it's over
Congrats to him getting generational wealth so he can raise his white side of the family

Yes he can he’s gonna say look dak threw for 270 and 2 tds

 

["It Was Always Jerry"]

Dak will get a contract extension because of his big cap number

I thought there's a potential out after this season.

 

[Bigwhite2498]

Random Left Tackle on non trash team exposes Micah every Sunday.

Need to trade this dude ASAP. We make him the highest paid defender in NFL history to do nothing in the playoffs and you might as well not watch this team for the next 7 years. His cap hit going to be the size of a QB.

He’ll podcast about how he was held every play or something

 

[robb]

Tell you what..we keeping fergi and hendershot...and the kicker

 

[jay211]

I wonder if Jerry calls Nick Saban?

 

[El Bombi]

@dtownreppin214

Can't you believe Ole Wakie Cosplayed a Franchise Quarterback into multiple bags from Dumb and Dumber?

 

[Bigwhite2498]

I wonder if Jerry calls Nick Saban?

Nick already dealt with one scrub qb this year hence his retirement

 

[duckbutta]

Keep McClay = done

Get rid of MM =
Get rid of DQ =

Add Harbaugh or Belichick =

Getting rid of Dak isn't possible because his dead cap hit is $60M. They'll have to figure that one out.

CeeDee/Micah = ???

This is actually good for Dallas. A close/controversial loss and they'd probably run it back. This shyt is so embarrassing that there's no way you CAN do this again.

Nothing to figure out. You trade him or you eat that 60 million. This is the end of the road for him. You can't win at the highest level with him. Who gives a fukk what he does in the regular season anymore. Who gives a fukk how many home games he wins anymore. Who cares if he gets two home games in the playoffs anymore. It aint like we using that 60 million to sign anybody anyway.

Dude needs to be gone by any means necessary.

 

[tremonthustler1]

I wonder if Jerry calls Nick Saban?

Nick don't wanna go through that embarrassment again

 

[dtownreppin214]

 

[Georgiamuscle]

Tried to warn y’all about DQ
That soft cover 3 and lack of toughness upfront. Sounds familiar

 

[Jerz-2]