The Official Corey Holcomb 5150 Show Thread

[Kami]

Darlene really letting thefly.


Dude is beyond corny

Coloured people time?

Corey gonna have to adress darlene/frank at som point.

Frank an idiot for allowing his girl and darlene to put a battery in his back.

 

[Cape Town JHB]

Coloured people time?

Corey gonna have to adress darlene/frank at som point.

Frank an idiot for allowing his girl and darlene to put a battery in his back.

I literally HATE Darlene Ortiz, have never met or spoken to her and never will, i HATE that bytch

Her hoe timeline tells an interesting tale though :

(Background raised in a broken home, with a Simp father and a narcissistic mother)
she dated some guy she was fukking for a few years from ages 14-16, then she met 28 year Ice and started smashing him immediately /(even though she claims he waited till she was "18"

Then she left the other simp for Tracy

Tracy was dikking down everything that moved whilst with her and even fathered a daughter

... Darlene forgave ALL these discretios coz she was living it up in a Malibu mansion rubbing shoulders with Hollywood stars and A Listers


Then Tracy goes to New York to shoot a movie for THREE MONTHS ()... Sees the thickest PAWG with the meanest head game he'd ever gotten and calls it a day
... The PAWG swallowed and errythang

From her mid 30's till she's 52 and counting ALL she talks about is "My Ex" like the entire world knows who she is... She erroneously turns down many marriage proposals from provider millionaire Simps during the last quarter of her fertile good years, till her looks are past the point where millionaire Simps would cuff her, she's still fukkable but no one with Guap is cuffing half a century old ovaries

Now she gets fukked by young guys with milf fetishes and runs a fitness class for fat white bytchs and fakkots, whilst talking about "My Ex" at any given moment, even when the conversation has nothing to do with the mentioning of Tracy.

Interestingly he repressed racism and hatred for the black men, who's dikk she can't enough of, has been seeping through over the years, and as her looks fade her anti black remarks become more emboldened... Talking bowt "Colored People Time"


All of this under Corey's nose for 10 years!!!

"Man let me tell ya dawg, I'm good at reading people, i know a ain't shyt bytch when i see one" -C. Holcomb










Breh

 

[Marzupial]

@Cape Town JHB to be fair he knows she a ain't shyt bytch he just throw jabs at her subliminally tho

She obviously got something on him.No excuses for letting her do all the racist slick talk tho, if she was a black woman iam sure he would go in

Btw the way she acts like she's such a good woman and above all the other whores is hilarious

 

[Kami]

I literally HATE Darlene Ortiz, have never met or spoken to her and never will, i HATE that bytch

Her hoe timeline tells an interesting tale though :

(Background raised in a broken home, with a Simp father and a narcissistic mother)
she dated some guy she was fukking for a few years from ages 14-16, then she met 28 year Ice and started smashing him immediately /(even though she claims he waited till she was "18"

Then she left the other simp for Tracy

Tracy was dikking down everything that moved whilst with her and even fathered a daughter

... Darlene forgave ALL these discretios coz she was living it up in a Malibu mansion rubbing shoulders with Hollywood stars and A Listers


Then Tracy goes to New York to shoot a movie for THREE MONTHS ()... Sees the thickest PAWG with the meanest head game he'd ever gotten and calls it a day
... The PAWG swallowed and errythang

From her mid 30's till she's 52 and counting ALL she talks about is "My Ex" like the entire world knows who she is... She erroneously turns down many marriage proposals from provider millionaire Simps during the last quarter of her fertile good years, till her looks are past the point where millionaire Simps would cuff her, she's still fukkable but no one with Guap is cuffing half a century old ovaries

Now she gets fukked by young guys with milf fetishes and runs a fitness class for fat white bytchs and fakkots, whilst talking about "My Ex" at any given moment, even when the conversation has nothing to do with the mentioning of Tracy.

Interestingly he repressed racism and hatred for the black men, who's dikk she can't enough of, has been seeping through over the years, and as her looks fade her anti black remarks become more emboldened... Talking bowt "Colored People Time"


All of this under Corey's nose for 10 years!!!

"Man let me tell ya dawg, I'm good at reading people, i know a ain't shyt bytch when i see one" -C. Holcomb










Breh

 

[macadomusic]

I literally HATE Darlene Ortiz, have never met or spoken to her and never will, i HATE that bytch

Her hoe timeline tells an interesting tale though :

(Background raised in a broken home, with a Simp father and a narcissistic mother)
she dated some guy she was fukking for a few years from ages 14-16, then she met 28 year Ice and started smashing him immediately /(even though she claims he waited till she was "18"

Then she left the other simp for Tracy

Tracy was dikking down everything that moved whilst with her and even fathered a daughter

... Darlene forgave ALL these discretios coz she was living it up in a Malibu mansion rubbing shoulders with Hollywood stars and A Listers


Then Tracy goes to New York to shoot a movie for THREE MONTHS ()... Sees the thickest PAWG with the meanest head game he'd ever gotten and calls it a day
... The PAWG swallowed and errythang

From her mid 30's till she's 52 and counting ALL she talks about is "My Ex" like the entire world knows who she is... She erroneously turns down many marriage proposals from provider millionaire Simps during the last quarter of her fertile good years, till her looks are past the point where millionaire Simps would cuff her, she's still fukkable but no one with Guap is cuffing half a century old ovaries

Now she gets fukked by young guys with milf fetishes and runs a fitness class for fat white bytchs and fakkots, whilst talking about "My Ex" at any given moment, even when the conversation has nothing to do with the mentioning of Tracy.

Interestingly he repressed racism and hatred for the black men, who's dikk she can't enough of, has been seeping through over the years, and as her looks fade her anti black remarks become more emboldened... Talking bowt "Colored People Time"


All of this under Corey's nose for 10 years!!!

"Man let me tell ya dawg, I'm good at reading people, i know a ain't shyt bytch when i see one" -C. Holcomb










Breh

Damn homie. U know a lot about a bytch you hate but

 

[Chrishaune]

Noticed 2 things from this weeks show

1. Darlene really wants to fukk Grady. I've said it before but now it's obvious. You can tell she's attracted to him by the way she talks to him compared to the other guys there.


2. Corey stay taking subliminal shots at Darlene. That whole rant about women not having a man at a certain age after having multiple partners was aimed at her

Grady is trying to fukk too. I made a comment in the chat room and they both noticed it....

 

[Marzupial]

Noticed 2 things from this weeks show

1. Darlene really wants to fukk Grady. I've said it before but now it's obvious. You can tell she's attracted to him by the way she talks to him compared to the other guys there.


2. Corey stay taking subliminal shots at Darlene. That whole rant about women not having a man at a certain age after having multiple partners was aimed at her

It's funny how her dumb ass doesn't even get it he's talking about her

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

It's funny how her dumb ass doesn't even get it he's talking about her

I'm sure she knows but it's hard to address a subliminal message. He does it to her when he goes on his abortion rants too.

 

[Cape Town JHB]

Damn homie. U know a lot about a bytch you hate but

Breh I've been listening to Corey since Speedy's comedy corner, then the 5150 Show when they gave him an hour then 2 hours, then the golden era of the RMC days (Darlene wasn't there), it's been 13 years, how am i suppose to NOT know Darlene, Bobby, Zoe, Tanjareen, Clayton Tdp etc it's a by product of listening to a show.

Why you try to play me like I'm low key infatuated with the bytch

 

[Jblaze204]

She obviously got something on him

I think she handles the merchandise and some logistics of the show and Corey knows that she's reliable and can be trusted. I doubt he gets rid of her even though it would be best for the show.

 

[Cape Town JHB]

@Cape Town JHB to be fair he knows she a ain't shyt bytch he just throw jabs at her subliminally tho

She obviously got something on him.No excuses for letting her do all the racist slick talk tho, if she was a black woman iam sure he would go in

Btw the way she acts like she's such a good woman and above all the other whores is hilarious

Breh she's delusional.

Here's a hypothetical conversational scenario that stars Darlene.

Darlene: I remember this one time when i got fukked by 2 basketball guys at the same time , one in my ass the other in my Coochie papi



Corey : Well tell us about Goddammit ... Was it some nikkaz we know, what team they play for?...was it the moist ass Lakers


Darlene: No A LADY never reveals PERSONAL BUSINESS ... I'm a private lady



This is made up, but the number of times this chick has slipped up over the years and revealed high levels of whoring including fukking married nikkaz, athletes, dudes in their early 20s, white boys, obese men etc etc and then refuses to eloborate further coz she's a "lady"

In classic hoe behavior she'll reveal a detail that's clearly indicative of her engaging in some extreme sluttish behavior, but she thinks she can still maintain her "dignity" coz she left out the graphic detail, bruh

 

[macadomusic]

Breh I've been listening to Corey since Speedy's comedy corner, then the 5150 Show when they gave him an hour then 2 hours, then the golden era of the RMC days (Darlene wasn't there), it's been 13 years, how am i suppose to NOT know Darlene, Bobby, Zoe, Tanjareen, Clayton Tdp etc it's a by product of listening to a show.

Why you try to play me like I'm low key infatuated with the bytch

I feel you. I been rocking with them for just as long. With that being said, Darlene ain't changed a bit, so you must have hated her for a long time. But to hate her, you gotta hate the show too at this point.

 

[Cape Town JHB]

I feel you. I been rocking with them for just as long. With that being said, Darlene ain't changed a bit, so you must have hated her for a long time. But to hate her, you gotta hate the show too at this point.

I no longer watch the show, I'll sporadically check it out when they have Godfrey or something.

I do try to give it a good 10 minutes each week and i can barely get past the horrendous microphone set up let alone the lack of structure the show has.

 

[Lord-Yosh]

The 5150 Freestyle Playlist (via Youtube time stamps)

Relieve some of Corey's classics rap freestyles wit the Crew over the past year featuring their instant classic "Its A Duck On Your Head"

always wanted to do this for the thread

Green Rep Me, suckas

01. I Go Visit My Kids
02. You Cant Abort Your Baby
03. At My Baby Momma House (Feat. Nate & Grady)
04. Check Your Wife (Feat. Ayesha Curry)
05. The Business (Feat. Zo & Darlene)
06. Sour Head Hoe (Feat. Nate)
07. Making Love In My Bedroom (Feat. Zo & Grady)
08. I Be Letting bytches Lick My Ass (Feat. Darlene)
09. Whats a Bad bytch? (Feat. Zo & Nate)

10. Im Just Being Me (Feat. Craig)
11. Sneakin Out Yo bytch Crib (Feat. Craig & Grady)
12. dikk Sleeve (Feat. Zo)
13. fukkin Wit Young Hoes (Feat. Craig)
14. New Years, bytch (Feat. Craig, Zo, Freeze)
15. Its Christmas Time (Feat. Nate)
16. fukkin bytches off IG (Feat. Nate)
17. Its A Duck On Ya Head (Feat. Zo, Darlene)
18. These Dykes (Feat. Craig & Nate)
19. I'm Comin Through (Feat. Craig)

Spoiler

1.
I like visiting my kids cause me and my baby momma fuuuuck
she likes giving it up so the kids get all my looooove
I go visit my kids cause me and my baby momma still fuuuuck
She gives them loOoOoOove!


2.
You can't abort your baby
Now the child gets to live
You can't abort your baby
bytch, stop murking ya fukkin kids, YEAH!
You can't abort your baby
Now the child gets to live
You can't abort your baby
Now be cool wit yo fukkin kids, give me a verse!


3.
At my baby momma house, acting like its all about the kids
At my baby momma house, bout to work this dikk!
At my baby momma house, acting like its all about the kids
At my baby momma house, she's about to suck on the dikk!"


4.
bytches need attention
bytches need attention
bytches need attention
Steph Curry needs to check his wife!
bytches need attention
bytches need attention
bytches need attention
Steph Curry needs to check his wife!

5.
Im giving her the business
Im giving her the business
Im giving her the business
I like the way she sits on my face
Im giving her the business
Im giving her the business
Im giving her the business
I like the way she sits on my face


6.
Yous a sour head hoe
you sour head ass bytch
you got that weave so long
you think its or-gan-ic
you think it look good
no bytch it smells like shyt
cause yous a sour head hoe
you sour head ass bytch


7.
Making love in my bedroom
From the back watching that head move
Cause you are
The girl i choose in my home and my LIFE!


8.
I be letting bytches lick my ass
I be letting bytches lick my ass
I be letting bytches lick my ass
I be letting bytches lick my ass


9.
Talkin bout these women & hoes on da show
But what's a bad bytch?
(bad bytch?)
A BAD bytch
(bad bytch)
We talkin bout these women & hoes on da show
But what's a bad bytch?
I UNNO
What's a bad bytch?
I UNNO



10.
They hate me cause I rock da...STAGE! (when im just being me)
They really want to take my...PLACE! (when im just being me)
Instead of giving me my...PROPS! (nikka im just being me)
You envy my spot at the...TOP! (when im just being me)



11.
Sneakin out yo bytch crib
I had myself a good time
Sneakin out yo bytch crib
I had myself a good time
I dun wanna leave
i dun wanna leave
NAW
I dun wanna leave
I dun wanna leave
NAW
I dun wanna leave
I dun wanna leave
I HAD MYSELF A GOOD TIME


12.
Bout to fukk you wit my dikk sleeve, GIRL
YEA YEAH
Bout to fukk you wit my dikk sleeve, GIRL


13.
fukkin wit young hoes (tell ya daughter she should watch out for da snake)
fukkin wit young hoes (old nikkas rob the cradle on the take)
fukkin wit young hoes (tell ya daughter she should watch out for da snake)
fukkin wit young hoes (old nikkas rob the cradle on the take)
:sadkellz:

14.
Welcome to the New Years, bytch
My old hoes i dont fukk with you
You know good & damn well there aint no luck wit chu
IM MOVING ON

(Freeze & Craig killed this)

15.
Its Christmas time!!
Should I buy my sidebytch some clothes...I dont know!
Its Christmas time!!
Should I buy my sidebytch some clothes...I dont know!

16.
I stay fukkin bytches off my instagram (stay fukkin, stay fukkin)
Its time for you to do the due
and sell all the thangs all hoes value


17.
Its a Duck On Ya Head
Bird...Head....bytches
Its a Duck On Ya Head
Bird...Head....bytches
Its a Duck On Ya Head
Bird...Head....bytches
Its a Duck On Ya Head
Bird...Head....bytches
:shaqqsing::shaqqsing::shaqqsing:
CLASSIC!

18.
These dykes
want to walk a mile in ya shoes
but they caaaant
be..cause that dikk aint there
bytch yooooooou
need to leave that p*ssy to me
because u think
you cute wit dat short hair
These dykes
THEEEESE DYYYYKEEES!!!!
these dykes
THEEEESE DYYYYKEEES!!!!



19.
I'm coming through
so fix a nikka something to eat
and get the p*ssy right
cause I love you
but not really but im willin to treat you like a queen tonight

Still applies today

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

They outchea wylin