The Official Corey Holcomb 5150 Show Thread

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Rizza Islam is one yapping profound sounding while making no sense ass nikka. Only 2 people from thee NOI made sense in 70 years, Khalid Muhammed and Malcolm X.

Also people constantly bringing "God" (their white /Arabized beliefs) in talks about the about bytchs and women is infuriating. I can't even quote a line from Rizza Islam, but he talk the most in all panels
Im also not sold on that cat. He seems fake as hell and is on his elightened being hustle. Dont know why Corey is riding hard for him. Watch him diss Rizza in 2 years time.
 

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Tanjareen bounced on Hollywood dikk for a decade and a half but them color struck nikkaz in LA/Hollywood (Corey and Tariq included) only wife up mixed breeds. The fact that she married "The Young Gun Of Comedy" Clayton Thomas is a fascinating case of the study.

A classic female shark marrying its prey (penguins and seals, word to Patrice O'Neal ).

Ultimately she knows a goofball like Clayton will never leave or cheat on her and will put her on a pedestal for all eternity. She knows if she couldn't crack a an acting career or millionaire Hollywood dikk in her 20s and early 30s, it's never gonna happen for her.
Clayton is and has always been a good guy since Speedy Comedy Corner days, but he's a square and a lame when it comes to bad LA bytchs. 2008 Corey Holcomb would've torn them apart, 2019 Corey is a nice person.
 

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Nothing, he sounds fake just like all the other psuedo scholar black-enlighters like Umar, Tariq, Brother Polight, etc. Ive seen way too many of his type come and go to buy into his hustle.
At least Umar and Tariq copy paste the work of great scholars like Neely Fuller, Dr Amos Wilson, Dr Frances Cres Welsing etc and dumb it down for their gullible audiences.
Rizza Islam is almost a cartoonish caricature with his utterly transparent "moral/Godly" high ground infused with broad ambiguous abstract concepts that sound "deep" but make no sense whatsoever.

Zo Williams had Corey on to talk about the Ayesha Curry hoe babble, Corey was on fire.... Till this Arabized psuedo gibberish nikka walked in and yapped about nothing i can remember for an hour straight.
 

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Also corey has people out here ready to help make his shyt fly. I hate when stubborn people make shyt so difficult when stuff is simple and straightforward. People aren't supposed to be begging him all the time for better stream quality. He's one of them people who go around complaining about others all the time but their shyt is lacking severely.

It reminds me of old folk still watching shyt in SD when they got all the channels available in HD.

I introduced many many people over the years to Corey. I was having this same conversation with someone i put up on the show years back.

Now with the right set up and better yet the right people (Bobby and others who don't just kiss Corey's ass or defer to him coz it's his platform) the show could be doing easily 500K plus views a week.
Those 85 South Show nikkaz post and up them numbers and talk about the same uninspired shyt or do live shows with wack crowd work.. But their production quality is incredible.

You see Corey complains about how Hollywood doesn't fukk with him coz he a "real nikka", but the fact that you have the worst set up in all of popular video podcast land... Worst sound, worst co host, worst video, worst designed merch, no phon lines, non visible chat room, no structured topics with a good moderator like the RMC days with Poetess eyc etc... To him he sees no value in black people. The podcast is just a way to sell tickets for his shows and continue living in Hollywood while he waits on Kevin Hart or Will Packer to call him for a a breakthrough role. What he completely fails to see is that he could easily be making 10 Million dollars a year from advertising, merch and and touring of he dropped a $100K to set up his production and get rid of Darlene 'I wanna be accepted by white people' Ortiz.
He's probably the comic i know with this potential, Corey in the right set up and environment is a comedy genius, all them other podcast nikkaz do not posses that one single quality. It's why we put up with his fat ass and all these years.

But he'll never ever have this epiphany on his own
 

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I introduced many many people over the years to Corey. I was having this same conversation with someone i put up on the show years back.

Now with the right set up and better yet the right people (Bobby and others who don't just kiss Corey's ass or defer to him coz it's his platform) the show could be doing easily 500K plus views a week.
Those 85 South Show nikkaz post and up them numbers and talk about the same uninspired shyt or do live shows with wack crowd work.. But their production quality is incredible.

You see Corey complains about how Hollywood doesn't fukk with him coz he a "real nikka", but the fact that you have the worst set up in all of popular video podcast land... Worst sound, worst co host, worst video, worst designed merch, no phon lines, non visible chat room, no structured topics with a good moderator like the RMC days with Poetess eyc etc... To him he sees no value in black people. The podcast is just a way to sell tickets for his shows and continue living in Hollywood while he waits on Kevin Hart or Will Packer to call him for a a breakthrough role. What he completely fails to see is that he could easily be making 10 Million dollars a year from advertising, merch and and touring of he dropped a $100K to set up his production and get rid of Darlene 'I wanna be accepted by white people' Ortiz.
He's probably the comic i know with this potential, Corey in the right set up and environment is a comedy genius, all them other podcast nikkaz do not posses that one single quality. It's why we put up with his fat ass and all these years.

But he'll never ever have this epiphany on his own

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I can see a corey,zo,grady and a few others get together and create a legit platform.It should not even cost that much to get it up and running.Even the songs are can bring in an income.
I for a fact that corey and zo can make a whole lot more money if they done a consistent and organised 5150 tour.I peeped your post about rizla and I agree.There is something off about him.
 

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I know a lot of good talkers and they all have one thing in common: in the middle of the good stuff they say, they tell a lot of bullshyt

So it's not just rizza,zo, Corey and all this nikkas babel a lot of bs but of curse the least popular ones get called out faster

They are entertainers you shouldn't really follow them word for word
 
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The 5150 Freestyle Playlist (via Youtube time stamps)

Relieve some of Corey's classics rap freestyles wit the Crew over the past year featuring their instant classic "Its A Duck On Your Head"

always wanted to do this for the thread :salute:

Green Rep Me, suckas :birdman:

01. I Go Visit My Kids
02. You Cant Abort Your Baby
03. At My Baby Momma House (Feat. Nate & Grady)
04. Check Your Wife (Feat. Ayesha Curry)
05. The Business (Feat. Zo & Darlene)
06. Sour Head Hoe (Feat. Nate)
07. Making Love In My Bedroom (Feat. Zo & Grady)
08. I Be Letting bytches Lick My Ass (Feat. Darlene)
09. Whats a Bad bytch? (Feat. Zo & Nate)

10. Im Just Being Me (Feat. Craig)
11. Sneakin Out Yo bytch Crib (Feat. Craig & Grady)
12. dikk Sleeve (Feat. Zo)
13. fukkin Wit Young Hoes (Feat. Craig)
14. New Years, bytch (Feat. Craig, Zo, Freeze)
15. Its Christmas Time (Feat. Nate)
16. fukkin bytches off IG (Feat. Nate)
17. Its A Duck On Ya Head (Feat. Zo, Darlene)
18. These Dykes (Feat. Craig & Nate)
19. I'm Comin Through (Feat. Craig)

1.
I like visiting my kids cause me and my baby momma fuuuuck
she likes giving it up so the kids get all my looooove
I go visit my kids cause me and my baby momma still fuuuuck
She gives them loOoOoOove!

:wow:

2.
You can't abort your baby
Now the child gets to live
You can't abort your baby

bytch, stop murking ya fukkin kids, YEAH!
You can't abort your baby
Now the child gets to live
You can't abort your baby
Now be cool wit yo fukkin kids, give me a verse!

:laff:

3.
At my baby momma house, acting like its all about the kids
At my baby momma house, bout to work this dikk!
At my baby momma house, acting like its all about the kids
At my baby momma house, she's about to suck on the dikk!"

:deadmanny:

4.
bytches need attention
bytches need attention
bytches need attention
Steph Curry needs to check his wife!
bytches need attention
bytches need attention
bytches need attention
Steph Curry needs to check his wife!

full



5.
Im giving her the business
Im giving her the business
Im giving her the business
I like the way she sits on my face
Im giving her the business
Im giving her the business
Im giving her the business
I like the way she sits on my face

:banderas:


6.
Yous a sour head hoe
you sour head ass bytch
you got that weave so long
you think its or-gan-ic
you think it look good
no bytch it smells like shyt
cause yous a sour head hoe
you sour head ass bytch

:huhldup::deadrose:

7.
Making love in my bedroom
From the back watching that head move
Cause you are
The girl i choose in my home and my LIFE!

:youngsabo: :usure:

8.
I be letting bytches lick my ass
I be letting bytches lick my ass
I be letting bytches lick my ass
I be letting bytches lick my ass

:troll::skip::steviej:

9.
Talkin bout these women & hoes on da show
But what's a bad bytch?
(bad bytch?)
A BAD bytch
(bad bytch)
We talkin bout these women & hoes on da show
But what's a bad bytch?

I UNNO
What's a bad bytch?
I UNNO

:dj2: :stylin::salute:


10.
They hate me cause I rock da...STAGE! (when im just being me)
They really want to take my...PLACE! (when im just being me)
Instead of giving me my...PROPS! (nikka im just being me)
You envy my spot at the...TOP! (when im just being me)

:whoo::whew::salute:


11.
Sneakin out yo bytch crib
I had myself a good time
Sneakin out yo bytch crib
I had myself a good time
I dun wanna leave
i dun wanna leave
NAW
I dun wanna leave
I dun wanna leave
NAW
I dun wanna leave
I dun wanna leave
I HAD MYSELF A GOOD TIME

:dead::deadrose::ahh:

12.
Bout to fukk you wit my dikk sleeve, GIRL
YEA YEAH
Bout to fukk you wit my dikk sleeve, GIRL
:krs:


13.
fukkin wit young hoes (tell ya daughter she should watch out for da snake)
fukkin wit young hoes (old nikkas rob the cradle on the take)
fukkin wit young hoes (tell ya daughter she should watch out for da snake)
fukkin wit young hoes (old nikkas rob the cradle on the take)

:sadkellz:

14.
Welcome to the New Years, bytch
My old hoes i dont fukk with you
You know good & damn well there aint no luck wit chu
IM MOVING ON

:smugdraper::steviej:
(Freeze & Craig killed this)

15.
Its Christmas time!!
Should I buy my sidebytch some clothes...I dont know!
Its Christmas time!!
Should I buy my sidebytch some clothes...I dont know!

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16.
I stay fukkin bytches off my instagram (stay fukkin, stay fukkin)
Its time for you to do the due
and sell all the thangs all hoes value


:ohlawd:
17.
Its a Duck On Ya Head
Bird...Head....bytches
Its a Duck On Ya Head
Bird...Head....bytches
Its a Duck On Ya Head
Bird...Head....bytches
Its a Duck On Ya Head
Bird...Head....bytches

:shaqqsing::shaqqsing::shaqqsing:
CLASSIC!

18.
These dykes
want to walk a mile in ya shoes
but they caaaant
be..cause that dikk aint there
bytch yooooooou
need to leave that p*ssy to me
because u think
you cute wit dat short hair
These dykes
THEEEESE DYYYYKEEES!!!!
these dykes
THEEEESE DYYYYKEEES!!!!

:russ::mjlol::heh:


19.
I'm coming through
so fix a nikka something to eat
and get the p*ssy right
cause I love you
but not really but im willin to treat you like a queen tonight

:leon::lawd::smugbiden:
 
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