Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[storyteller]

Please ....Just...... no.....
to all of these

10 Horror Movie Remakes That Were Just Announced

All these horror remakes are on the way.

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Oh God...I'd even give a side-eye to trying to DUB Audition...an American Remake sounds like a failure waiting to happen. Though, it is kinda cool that Kevin Bacon tried to get a version made at one point.

The ONE movie off that list, which I'd have some optimism for is Cujo if they really got Darren Aronofsky attached to it. It's a weird combination, but I'd be genuinely interested to see how he reinterprets it.

 

[storyteller]

Well...this one's disappointing...


Lemme preface this with, the two elite actors are doing their thing. It's just that the horror of this movie is very...mundane. It's basically Dennis the Menace of the Nursing home getting increasingly unhinged. But most of what the "psycho" does is annoying rather than scary. It drags; nobody's likeable; and the whole thing is relying on John Lithgow's performance to elevate the otherwise "kinda lame" situation.

I see a lot of people showing love to it. So, maybe I'm tripping, but I couldn't get through it.

 

[abominable1]

well...Damn
A third Popeye horror movie



will watch this weekend

how we get 3 popeye horror flick in a year and not one damn hint of a Friday the 13th since 2009

FUKK!

 

[storyteller]

well...Damn
A third Popeye horror movie



will watch this weekend

how we get 3 popeye horror flick in a year and not one damn hint of a Friday the 13th since 2009

FUKK!

Popeye went public domain THIS YEAR. Those mofos had these waiting! I just looked at next year's batch, and I think it's slim. Betty Boop, Nancy Drew, and Pluto (Mickey's dog) are the most recognizable to me. Someone, somewhere is finding a way to write one of those characters into a horror.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Popeye went public domain THIS YEAR. Those mofos had these waiting! I just looked at next year's batch, and I think it's slim. Betty Boop, Nancy Drew, and Pluto (Mickey's dog) are the most recognizable to me. Someone, somewhere is finding a way to write one of those characters into a horror.

Cujo or man's best friend plot with Pluto as the killer dog
I remember that dog had acid piss in the movie and pissed on dude's face(yellow eyes from supernatural). Pumpkin head's dad was the doctor that was doing the experiments.

 

[abominable1]

Popeye went public domain THIS YEAR. Those mofos had these waiting! I just looked at next year's batch, and I think it's slim. Betty Boop, Nancy Drew, and Pluto (Mickey's dog) are the most recognizable to me. Someone, somewhere is finding a way to write one of those characters into a horror.

the 2030's gonna be lit with public domain horror


Donald Duck in 2030, Superman in 2034, Batman in 2035, Tom and Jerry and Bugs Bunny in 2036, and Wonder Woman in 2037

 

[storyteller]

Cujo or man's best friend plot with Pluto as the killer dog
I remember that dog had acid piss in the movie and pissed on dude's face(yellow eyes from supernatural). Pumpkin head's dad was the doctor that was doing the experiments.

I've never seen Man's Best Friend, but I'm definitely watching it. If they did Pluto with kills like that, I might actually support it

the 2030's gonna be lit with public domain horror


Donald Duck in 2030, Superman in 2034, Batman in 2035, Tom and Jerry and Bugs Bunny in 2036, and Wonder Woman in 2037

Absolutely stacked! I've always thought a Batman horror movie from the viewpoint of criminals he's after could work using a bunch of slasher conventions ....not always, but after Brightburn which is a long time.

 

[Duke Dixon]

the 2030's gonna be lit with public domain horror


Donald Duck in 2030, Superman in 2034, Batman in 2035, Tom and Jerry and Bugs Bunny in 2036, and Wonder Woman in 2037

Imma make a New York Ripper remake and at the end of the movie

you're gonna see Peter turn into Donald Duck American Werewolf in London/The Howling style.

Going with the theory i had when I watched it that his daughter got some kinda powers that possess her father as a killer duck to kill women cause she knows she's gonna die young.

 

[Lootpack]

nikkas said “oh we just getting started”

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

After evil dead burn they plan on doing another one


fam when I tell you it’s my goal to be in one of these movies I gotta make it happen

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

What’s the wicked witch of the west doing in the original 13 ghosts… and she’s a witch lol

 

[daemonova]

Nm

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

 

[storyteller]

Super late pass: I finally watched Speak No Evil, and James McAvoy carried the hell out of it. There's some great tension after the midway point, like the ladder scene. But it's mostly just McAvoy killing it and everyone else reacting.

6 out of 10

 

[storyteller]

nikkas said “oh we just getting started”

Can't wait for the Conjuring to run out of real stories and move on to creepy pastas. Ed and Lorraine escape the backrooms; take on the Slenderman; chase away the Creepy Clowns that randomly popped up that one year.