Your offer was close, but needed one more piece
I know you're still butthurt over what I did to you on the keeper league but get over it, I'm giving you a chance at redemption, a chance to have trout back
The only reason any of you have a chance in this league is because I couldn't make the draft, I had to work, I have a job.
I'm not HHR eating ice cream masturbating to single a baseball games and Ryan gosling in drive.
Anyone who traded Mike Trout for Cody Ross shouldn't be talking shyt