Shakur is gonna dance around Herring for 12 rds trying to avoid that uppercut and ATL nikkas will be booing throughout the fight giving all of us 2nd hand embarrassment.
i can only imagine how ATL came to pass for this location of this fight
Bob - Gotdammit!!
Todd - what is it sir?
Bob - fukking MSG...they won't host Herring vs Tupac
Todd - Tupac?
Bob - That olympic kid from Jersey..shakur is it?
Todd - You mean Shakur stevenson?
Bob - Tupac..shakur..whatever I can't book him at MSG. they say he needs to fight someone that has a chance of beating him..knocking him out
Todd - well Jamel Herring did KO Carl Frampton earlier this year
Bob - Yeah? and i knocked out Jimmy Brown on the set of "Dirty Dozen" in 66. that's why he retired from football you know
Todd - what?
Bob - You're not the only one that can say outlandish things Todd. anyways cut the bullshyt. what's a place that has a big population of neg..err...bla...err African Americans?
Todd - I don't know sir..i would have thought both men coming from the tri state we can look elsewhere
Bob - *mimicking* we can look elsewhere.....you're useless Todd...wait i know a place!!
Todd - where?
Bob - What's that city that Ali fought in? The first fight from exile where he faced that bleeding mick Quarry?
Todd - Atlanta?
Bob - Yes!! Atlanta!! that was a fun city. they were all out with their loud clothes and big puffy fros and foxy mamas. I had my first piece of brown sugar there if you know what i mean?
Todd - Yes sir
Bob - Contact the guys at the stadiums where the Falcons and Hawks play..see if they have open dates available...tell em we are delivering champions...not like they know anything about that
Bob and Todd both laugh - "HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Bob - After that I need you to call Paco and tell em to call off the purse bid. If I don't, Don King might try to take this fight from me
Todd - Mr. King is irrelevant sir he has no fighters
Bob - You're gotdamn right he's irrelevant but I need that bid called off
Todd - Yes sir
Bob - and also tell him he really owes me for staging this fight
Todd - what does he owe?
Bob - the WBO Middleweight Title...I want it
Todd - the WBO Middleweight title?
Bob - Is there an echo in here? Yes the fukking belt. I signed ali's grandkid to Top Rank. Tell you the truth I've never seen him fight but he's an Ali. I want to make him a champion within his first 5 fights
Todd - Sir we could just get the belt off Murata?
Bob - Do I own the fukking WBA? Plus if I job him his people might release more Covid to our country
Todd - he's japanese not chinese
Bob - THEY ARE ALL THE SAME TO ME!!! Just tell Paco I want that belt back. he knows what to do. that smug english toffee Hearn isn't doing anything with that Rhode Island kid Andrade anyways. i bet you ill find him some opponents
Todd - Yes sir
Bob- Good...what was I just talking about?
Todd - *sigh*