Yoshi having a breakdown on twitter (she’ll probably delete in the morning)
Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)
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Aye Verb legitimately might be the funniest person I ever heard. This rant on Smack being 699 years old BC and Beasley secretly downloading language programs into his cerebral cortex in the middle of conversation because he's an alien got me on the floor. The fact he says all this bullshyt so convincingly is what makes it so funny. "Smack has been traveling thru space and time for 6000 years draining the energy of you bytch ass nikkas. What is wrong with yall?" 
His ADHD is out of control. He can't let anyone say 2-3 sentences without cutting them off.
On the positive side he has a creative mind and can come up with interesting ideas quickly. I don't think this version of Surf would need help writing to beat anyone.
TheObserver
Is In a Race against Time.
Everytime I hear Surf.. He never thinks he wrong about anything...
Hitman was talking to his Soul...
And Marv was getting at him too..
Surf acts like he is a Top Mainstream Rapper..
His fall will be Hard.. and The BR Communtiy will Feast on him something Fierce..
Hitman was talking to his Soul...
And Marv was getting at him too..
Surf acts like he is a Top Mainstream Rapper..
His fall will be Hard.. and The BR Communtiy will Feast on him something Fierce..
Swave lost to Peter Parker
Nigs said Swave lost to Indiana Jones
"Swave lost to Sheldon Cooper "
Restore Order has the trollingest chat on Earth. They kill Swave and Ike all the time every week. Ike usually catches the most, but they took the opportunity to get at Swave extra hard. They had No Mercy in his feelings a bit. Somebody called the nikka "Swave Several"
Sounds like he's repurposing Adept HNIC blogs to me
mvp_status
Superstar
Link?
OGBobbyJohnson
Veteran
The last few pages
lyrical professor
All Star
I finally got around to watching Roc vs Danny....
I still hate the way Danny overhypes his bars, all that dumbass extra yellin' and shoutin im the goat every 12-14 bars is cringe, corny, goofy....shyt all of the above. Can somebody explain why the fukk this nygga was doin pushups in the middle of his rounds??. Half ass push ups at that.
I got Danny 2-1 by default because Roc recycled in his 3rd. Danny got the 1st clearly, and Roc took the 2nd.
I still hate the way Danny overhypes his bars, all that dumbass extra yellin' and shoutin im the goat every 12-14 bars is cringe, corny, goofy....shyt all of the above. Can somebody explain why the fukk this nygga was doin pushups in the middle of his rounds??. Half ass push ups at that.
I got Danny 2-1 by default because Roc recycled in his 3rd. Danny got the 1st clearly, and Roc took the 2nd.