Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Diyhai]

Smackanese

 

[noodles]

Lol@Smackanese...

Remember SM2..Verb saying Rex n them was clowning Smack had Korean sons..disrespectful

 

[DEAD7]

Cortez gets so little respect that you aint even bother to fix that auto-correct

 

[TripleAgent]

Bigg k doesn't seem like someone that would be fit for a group, but at least it's with people that I can picture him having a report with lol

Double entendre, won't even ask you how

I was listening to Battle Truth recap Geechi vs Twork (don’t judge me) and Drizzy from Black Compass called in and he was saying he knew about the Norbes and Twork drama from like 6 weeks ago. He said that day was the first time Twork saw Norbes since whatever happened happened. So it wasn’t recent events that caused it but he said Norbes had it coming.

Either way, Smack should ban Twork for a full year. And Norbes should be demoted even further.

*Reads judgingly*

Nope, but if you want the league on its best foot, you want the people that can get through their rounds clean with no chokes/stumbles, and wont come with some bullshyt

As average as i think he may be, you rarely see DNA choke, argue with the crowd, or any other BS. If the league or even Battle Rap wants people that aint on their BS, why wouldnt you give battlers like Geechi, DNA, or JJDD more plates?

Furthermore, who would you give plates over those three? This all assuming of course this will actually be a new, professional era and not more of the same.

Also, DNA would be good for the less hardcore fans with the current event bars, and easy to get lines. He would probably be good in this role in the Caffeine era.

Still the goat tho

Absolutely not

 

[Derek Lee]

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[TrifeGod]

Did anyone see Charlie Clips explains Dot and Tsu Surf reaches?

You all did know Surf was talking about Kevin Nash right?

Spoiler

Because I didn't I never thought long enough to realize his reach was about Undertaker vs Kevin Nash. Everyone brought up Steve Nash so I ran with it

 

[noodles]

^That urn Ash is still the worst reach I've seen in battle rap alongside Hitman's infamous choke in St Louis against Goodz...

 

[Family Man]

That shyt would backfire. I dont really see how you can control choking anyway to the point where it could be penalized. Choking isn't always a preparation thing anyway, it's just one of those things that happens, at any live performance type of thing.

The rapping less than the time limit I can see getting penalized for, but then you're gonna end up with more guys doing the Verb/K shyt where they won't even rap one second past the limit since they're not only not getting paid for it, they get penalized with the reverse.

You could always just do the logical thing and simply not book the guys who consistently fall short with the chokes if they feel it's that serious but obviously that's not gonna happen.

My Norbes reference was simply talking about Norbes himself. I'm not saying Twork shouldn't face consequences.

Exactly. These autistic ass nerd ass stans want to strip battle rap of it's authenticity and spontaneity. Half of what makes battle rap exciting is the unpredictablity and potential for fukkery. If all you want is bars then go read a wall of text.

 

[King Harlem]

Did anyone see Charlie Clips explains Dot and Tsu Surf reaches?

You all did know Surf was talking about Kevin Nash right?

Spoiler

Because I didn't I never thought long enough to realize his reach was about Undertaker vs Kevin Nash. Everyone brought up Steve Nash so I ran with it

Wow. I never knew that. Still not good, but it does make it better.

 

[ineedsleep212]

I would very much like to see Brizz Rawsteen on the next card. Please and thank you, Smack and Beasley.

 

[FreshAIG]

I would very much like to see Brizz Rawsteen on the next card. Please and thank you, Smack and Beasley.

Brizz said he’s officially retired

 

[TripleAgent]

Brizz said he’s officially retired

They never retire. They fall off, but never retire.

 

[TheObserver]

Twork said his BM..told him about Norbes a couple months ago.. But he brushed it off...
Then about a couple Weeks ago.. Norbes called again while he was there...

My question is... Tworks BM let Norbes harass her for months... Calling... Texting.. Facetiming.. and she Never Responded?

She could've told Twork the 1st time it happened and it could've been over..

And I'm still trying to figure out why everybody acting like beating up Nobles is some Real Shyt lol?

 

[TheObserver]

Norbes need to say something but I know he won't. .

Something is missing in this story..

 

[dutchie]

Twork said his BM..told him about Norbes a couple months ago.. But he brushed it off...
Then about a couple Weeks ago.. Norbes called again while he was there...

My question is... Tworks BM let Norbes harass her for months... Calling... Texting.. Facetiming.. and she Never Responded?

She could've told Twork the 1st time it happened and it could've been over..

And I'm still trying to figure out why everybody acting like beating up Nobles is some Real Shyt lol?

it's justified that he beat Norbes. Nobody acting like it's some real shyt.