Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

Frida Giezman

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Yeah i don't care how retarded he looks battle truth is funny

He really took that number one blogger spot out of caps hands
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that might be the funniest battle rap blog I ever seen in my life

nikka had me in tears

If serious saw that shyt I know he was sitting there like :mjcry:
 

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Danja will have about 3-5, maybe more depending on buzz, battles between now and early 2021

The sad part is this is 100% correct. Danja is a weird position where the top tiers wont give him a chance and the leagues won't book him against buzzing up and comers cause they don't want them to die.


So u get danja against new names that no one cares about (Holmize) or Vets that no longer care about their stock(Big Kannon)

Young Kannon is in that same position. He literally BODIED Jakkboy yet Jakkboy got a NOME spot and YK hasn't been seen on URL yet.
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Danja can go on a killing spree over at URL. They just won't book the damn battles

Danja vs Ryda
Danja vs Glueazy
Danja vs Ave
Danja vs Chess
Danja vs O-Red
Danja Vs Twork
Danja vs Verb


Like come on man. But at the same time it's up to the media to get the ball rolling with this. Danja just had performance of the year material vs Holmize and it's been out for 3 weeks now. Why hasn't champion made a episode of this yet?

HHIR need to use that same energy they have for these goonies that lose every damn battle but still get weekly interviews and go interview Danja and have him call people out.

When the last time a goonie won a battle besides Twork?

Ryda got bodied by Saga
Glu got bodied by both JC and Ave
Jakkboy got bodied by JJDD
Drugz got bodied by E-Hart
Holmzie got bodied by Danja
Im hearing C3 just got bodied by Jade

But somehow they stay in the media lol
 
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When the last time a goonie won a battle besides Twork?

Ryda got bodied by Saga
Glu got bodied by both JC and Ave
Jakkboy got bodied by JJDD
Drugz got bodied by E-Hart
Holmzie got bodied by Danja
Im hearing C3 just got bodied by Jade

But somehow they stay in the media lol

Ace beat Bucks, Ryda beat Stuey Newton, Drugz arguably beat Bill Collector (it wasn't a great Bill tbf), Funeral Fame won his last battle people are saying (I aint see that shyt), and they're saying Jack Boyy beat Suge in a terrible battle. Whether you like them or not, they aren't just out here doing absolutely nothing. I agree with your broader point about Danja though, definitely want to see him on a larger platform more often.

On a related note, I can't believe them nikkas let Jack Boyy jump up there kicking that horrendous shyt against JJDD. That shyt should've been killed in the cradle as soon as he went over the rounds with his team. shyt was complete ass.
 

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Ace beat Bucks, Ryda beat Stuey Newton, Drugz arguably beat Bill Collector (it wasn't a great Bill tbf), Funeral Fame won his last battle people are saying (I aint see that shyt), and they're saying Jack Boyy beat Suge in a terrible battle. Whether you like them or not, they aren't just out here doing absolutely nothing. I agree with your broader point about Danja though, definitely want to see him on a larger platform more often.

On a related note, I can't believe them nikkas let Jack Boyy jump up there kicking that horrendous shyt against JJDD. That shyt should've been killed in the cradle as soon as he went over the rounds with his team. shyt was complete ass.
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Speaking of the goonies, wasnt Ace and Snake Eyes supposed to battle last weekend?

There was a push to have the battle open Summer Impact, but URL already seemed to be aware of their time constraints so they are going to put it on an upcoming big card. Maybe it will be on the same card as Murdaland vs Brizz & TTop :snoop:

Are they even going to do the Murdaland battle now?
 

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Listening to Norbes go live for once. He said he's gonna get PrittyMoney on there 2 or 3 times a week as a co-host.
If y'all never seen Pritt blog, that dude is hilarious. Him and Jon Reel are close homies.
 

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There was a push to have the battle open Summer Impact, but URL already seemed to be aware of their time constraints so they are going to put it on an upcoming big card. Maybe it will be on the same card as Murdaland vs Brizz & TTop :snoop:

Are they even going to do the Murdaland battle now?

I wouldnt be surprised if Mook found a way to dub it altogether at this point
 

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There was a push to have the battle open Summer Impact, but URL already seemed to be aware of their time constraints so they are going to put it on an upcoming big card. Maybe it will be on the same card as Murdaland vs Brizz & TTop :snoop:

Are they even going to do the Murdaland battle now?
Pretty sure they’re just gonna ignore it and assume people will forget. Which they will.

I think we all know Mook aint return not one dime of that deposit though. And there’s a good chance they got paid in full as soon as they stepped in the building.
 
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