Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Ardamus]

Jon Dough, really switching the game on nikkas low key

He's in Unbias right now.
He just said fukk it and said he was willing to give Born his price and as a bonus give him an EXTRA stack to battle QP (Sons)
Small room, invite only for battlerap elite

Born deadass ignoring the shyt outta the post.
But let a nikka slander his name and he on it asap cryin his heart out

The post is lit.
Mike P just said he and YTG are gonna talk to him.
Norbes fat ass came into the post talking bout "ohh, y'all tryna slander us" straight cornball shyt

QP even made an offer earlier to put it in contract not to talk about Daisy and the Ghostwriting.

Long story short, Jon Dough betta hear nothing other than "let's get it" from that nikka.

EDIT: owwww SHYT! Born accepted the battle

We bout to get blessed with a classic brehs

Just the thought of Jon Dough's visuals to elevate the bars

i was wondering when those two were gonna battle.
to John Dough for finally making it happen.

How many times is Cortez gonna chase someone then lose when he gets em


If he ever battles surf he prolly gon lose that too

I feel like.....Cortez does better when someone pisses him off and he battles; like when he battled Diz and Uno. Instead of him calling out someone.....its a like a bad luck thing or somethin'.....I dunno.

 

[Momentum]

The BL3 trailer was a movie.

My personal fav might be that Clips/Rex just because Clips bodied him in that too

That was a bad month for Rex

 

[ineedsleep212]

For the CULCHA

New Survey

Jay Blac's survey

 

[Momentum]

@Spud34

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

@Spud34

Lmao

 

[MicIsGod]

So how y'all think qp and jc gonna go?

 

[Phillyrider807]

The trailer was dope


But this is still the GOAT trailer they released, CLEARLY

Best trailer ever!!! The way they slowed down both Magic at the end when the crowd was yelling his slogan



Im going bonkers every bar dome shot
Hat low all in his face this that old roc
2 nikkas 4 Burners this that stove top
Magic had a good run,nikka this that road block

That entire sequence is up there with
"Man up you either bark of you bite
You was a sucka back then you a sucka tonight"
Man yall know the rest!

 

[stepbackj34spud]

@Spud34

Lmao where the fukk is that from? Nobody wants to see that shyt.. Smh

 

[Phillyrider807]

Its crazy. I really dont want to see another mook battle

 

[Ardamus]

Its crazy. I really dont want to see another mook battle

But we'll see another one of his interviews.

 

[Mook]

The way Clips started Roc pt. II gets me every time.

"Wait a minute, Charlie do you have a third?"

"Yes grandma I'm rehearsing now"

"By the way I made yams, peach cobbler, and some good ass pudding"

Give clips this link:

New York Comedy Open Mics - Call Before You Haul!

And tell him to pick up a different mic now.

 

[T-K-G]

I feel like.....Cortez does better when someone pisses him off and he battles; like when he battled Diz and Uno. Instead of him calling out someone.....its a like a bad luck thing or somethin'.....I dunno.

he doesn't give anyone a chance to piss him off cuz he starts pesterin nikkas from the jump

dude the mexican John John

 

[Reptile]

QP vs JC is today.

 

[FreshAIG]

I feel like JC gonna catch a body

 

[Mook]

somebody @ ro

The dude that cooked him just battled chef trez. Damn my cracka Magz used you as a step ladder