Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Cool Dr. Money]

All them bytches look rough Remy should change the name of her league from Chrome 23 to A.N.T.S. (America’s Next Top Stud)

 

[Reptile]

All them bytches look rough Remy should change the name of her league from Chrome 23 to A.N.T.S. (America’s Next Top Stud)

From now on that shyt will be referred to as Cell Block H

 

[Reptile]

 

[Pain and Promise]

Remy Ma found all the gangsta bytches, they just need to stay away from Debo

 

[FreshAIG]

This was a very good interview. Twork explaining why his haymakers are better than everyone else was great to see how his mind works.

He used Nitty as an example and was saying Nitty punches all the way to his haymaker, so his set ups take away from the haymaker

Twork says he doesn't punch in his set ups anymore, he builds up to the haymaker by basically guiding you there so you're waiting for the big punchline, and it's more impactful when you don't have smaller punchlines in the lead up to it.

 

[King Harlem]

It looks like Winter Madness will be the last big card of 2024 (December 8th).
Can we get some predictions?

Arsonal vs Murda Mook: Mook 3-0
Calicoe vs Swamp: Swamp 2-1
Kitchen Qleen vs T-Rex: Rex 2-1
Marv Won vs Tay Roc: Tay Roc 2-1 (This win will probably solidify COTY for Roc)
Ill Will vs Bill Collector: Ill Will 2-1
X Factor vs Nu Jerzey Twork: Twork 3-0
A Ward vs J2: A Ward: A Ward 2-1 (J2 is going to say a bunch of sacrilegious bars about the hypocrisy of Christianity and homosexuality)
Bailey Lee vs Coffee Brown: Coffee 3-0

 

[FreshAIG]

It looks like Winter Madness will be the last big card of 2024 (December 8th).
Can we get some predictions?

Arsonal vs Murda Mook: Mook 3-0
Calicoe vs Swamp: Swamp 2-1
Kitchen Qleen vs T-Rex: Rex 2-1
Marv Won vs Tay Roc: Tay Roc 2-1 (This win will probably solidify COTY for Roc)
Ill Will vs Bill Collector: Ill Will 2-1
X Factor vs Nu Jerzey Twork: Twork 3-0
A Ward vs J2: A Ward: A Ward 2-1 (J2 is going to say a bunch of sacrilegious bars about the hypocrisy of Christianity and homosexuality)
Bailey Lee vs Coffee Brown: Coffee 3-0

Mook
Cal
Rex
Roc
Bill
Twork
Ward
Coffee

 

[Reptile]

It looks like Winter Madness will be the last big card of 2024 (December 8th).
Can we get some predictions?

Arsonal vs Murda Mook: Mook 3-0
Calicoe vs Swamp: Swamp 2-1
Kitchen Qleen vs T-Rex: Rex 2-1
Marv Won vs Tay Roc: Tay Roc 2-1 (This win will probably solidify COTY for Roc)
Ill Will vs Bill Collector: Ill Will 2-1
X Factor vs Nu Jerzey Twork: Twork 3-0
A Ward vs J2: A Ward: A Ward 2-1 (J2 is going to say a bunch of sacrilegious bars about the hypocrisy of Christianity and homosexuality)
Bailey Lee vs Coffee Brown: Coffee 3-0

A win over fukking Marv Won aint solidifying shyt for that nikka. That shyt is a dub.

Mook and Ars - They 30 the culture with that trash
Calico vs Swamp - Calico 3-0
Qleen vs Rex - Queen 2-1
Ill vs Bill - Ill 2-1
X factor vs Twork - I hope Twork chokes Im tired of yall gassing this garbage ass nikka. But Twork 3-0 otherwise
A Ward vs J2 - I literally do not fukking care for this match up
Coffee vs secret character because who the fukk - Coffee 3-0

 

[Reptile]

This was a very good interview. Twork explaining why his haymakers are better than everyone else was great to see how his mind works.

He used Nitty as an example and was saying Nitty punches all the way to his haymaker, so his set ups take away from the haymaker

Twork says he doesn't punch in his set ups anymore, he builds up to the haymaker by basically guiding you there so you're waiting for the big punchline, and it's more impactful when you don't have smaller punchlines in the lead up to it.

LOL Twork giving himself WAY too much credit. Tworks haymakers hold more weight simply because hes an amazing performer and his aura is strong. Thats it. People anticipate the punch because HES the suspense; the nikkas presence and solemnity in battlerap is A1. I can name 10 nikkas who do what Twork THINKS he does and doesnt get the reaction he gets. nikka talking like his set ups are gold or some shyt lol boy get over yourself. And he lying about Nitty becasue the nikka can say anything and tear the roof down (because people gone react to some shyt as long as they catch it. nikkas react to punchlines just because they punchlines), thus making it a haymaker.

 

[superchoops]

It looks like Winter Madness will be the last big card of 2024 (December 8th).
Can we get some predictions?

Arsonal vs Murda Mook: Mook 3-0
Calicoe vs Swamp: Swamp 2-1
Kitchen Qleen vs T-Rex: Rex 2-1
Marv Won vs Tay Roc: Tay Roc 2-1 (This win will probably solidify COTY for Roc)
Ill Will vs Bill Collector: Ill Will 2-1
X Factor vs Nu Jerzey Twork: Twork 3-0
A Ward vs J2: A Ward: A Ward 2-1 (J2 is going to say a bunch of sacrilegious bars about the hypocrisy of Christianity and homosexuality)
Bailey Lee vs Coffee Brown: Coffee 3-0

Mook but i feel like Ars gon show up for once
Cal
Qleen
Roc Debatable by way of rapping three 15 minute rounds, of which 2 minutes will actually be good
Ill Will although this battle could just be weird as hell in a bad way. both of em miss terribly when they miss
Twork won't choke twice in a row...right?
A-Ward
Coffee

Qleen vs T-Rex might have one of the widest ranges of performance in a battle i've ever seen. shyt could be boty but will probably be insanely disappointing on both halves

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

It looks like Winter Madness will be the last big card of 2024 (December 8th).
Can we get some predictions?

Arsonal vs Murda Mook: Mook 3-0
Calicoe vs Swamp: Swamp 2-1
Kitchen Qleen vs T-Rex: Rex 2-1
Marv Won vs Tay Roc: Tay Roc 2-1 (This win will probably solidify COTY for Roc)
Ill Will vs Bill Collector: Ill Will 2-1
X Factor vs Nu Jerzey Twork: Twork 3-0
A Ward vs J2: A Ward: A Ward 2-1 (J2 is going to say a bunch of sacrilegious bars about the hypocrisy of Christianity and homosexuality)
Bailey Lee vs Coffee Brown: Coffee 3-0

BR in 2024 is sad af

 

[DontEemTry]

Qleen and X Factor still active?

 

[superchoops]

Qleen and X Factor still active?

This a Calicoe card in Michigan, of course he gonna have Detroit nikkas on it

The real irony is Ars headlining

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

I’ve been out the loop for a sec, has Cassidy addressed the John John shyt yet?

 

[Reptile]

@FreshAIG @King Harlem @Pop123 @MicIsGod Yall boy no showed DOT. That nikka was scared of the Reach God.