JuvenileHell
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Now Surf...how you do thatSurf may have only gotten 5 years?
When everyone was like he getting 10 years minimum and up to like 20 or so?
**Big T voice**
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I definitely thought he was gonna do 8.5 minimum with Surf being a repeat offender discharging a firearm as a convicted felon.
JBQH guesstimated 4.5-6 accurately
I guess we’re getting another quotable verse with snitching allegations in 5 years lol.
I said "Wait-wait, give me a second."
Cause it's this poster above the window and I vividly read it
And it said that
"Anyone caught with a loaded weapon will be sentenced
To 3.5 years in bold letters, NO EXCEPTIONS!!"
Now the first thing I thought of was Suge:
"Free my brother Surf on that strap charge."
But 2 months later, he on a SMACK card..
talking bout: “I’m BACK y'all”
Now either THAT’S odd..
Or that's the fastest 3.5 I’ve ever seen for a gat charge
Now, I did a bid and a half, in a max, for some crack
He did a week and a half, AT THE MAX, for a gat
So that explains all the Donatellos and purple flags
wrapped to the back
Cause every Ninja Turtle had one leader..
AND THAT WAS A RAT!!
- K Shine vs Tsu Surf
Big Terrance, ain't it a mothafukkin' shame?
'Cause it seems like every time Surf about to get behind bars
He like to give out the other nikka's name
If I refrain, K Shine said Surf was a snitch
I'm like: “don't accuse that..
So what if he did a couple months for a mandatory 3-year sentence, right? We can't prove that”
But in his Thisis50 interview he said
he did “less than 2 years for two straps,
so that's a mandatory 6, turned into 2 flat
Now Surf.. how you do that?
They said “dude rat!!”
like, how did you make make him squeal
They said: “Southwest Shuffle nikka”
I'm like, they made up a dance forreal?
They call him Southwest Shuffle,
not because they'll kill
But because when police put they cards on the table
They get it cut, now they ready to make a deal!!
- Big T vs Tsu Surf
EzekelRAGE
Superstar
Even when locked behind them bars, the wave got nikkas in they feelings and mad he aint get that 10 piece
T-K-G
Veteran
how many years in battle rap is #freethewave gonna be relevant
IDGAF, if I'm his opponent, he's getting a solid round of snitch allegations. Surfettes and other assorted "real nikkas" gotta be mad. shyt look funny as hell. nikkas slurp this guy all day, and Slade is a pariah.I definitely thought he was gonna do 8.5 minimum with Surf being a repeat offender discharging a firearm as a convicted felon.
JBQH guesstimated 4.5-6 accurately
I guess we’re getting another quotable verse with snitching allegations in 5 years lol.
I said "Wait-wait, give me a second."
Cause it's this poster above the window and I vividly read it
And it said that
"Anyone caught with a loaded weapon will be sentenced
To 3.5 years in bold letters, NO EXCEPTIONS!!"
Now the first thing I thought of was Suge:
"Free my brother Surf on that strap charge."
But 2 months later, he on a SMACK card..
talking bout: “I’m BACK y'all”
Now either THAT’S odd..
Or that's the fastest 3.5 I’ve ever seen for a gat charge
Now, I did a bid and a half, in a max, for some crack
He did a week and a half, AT THE MAX, for a gat
So that explains all the Donatellos and purple flags
wrapped to the back
Cause every Ninja Turtle had one leader..
AND THAT WAS A RAT!!
- K Shine vs Tsu Surf
Big Terrance, ain't it a mothafukkin' shame?
'Cause it seems like every time Surf about to get behind bars
He like to give out the other nikka's name
If I refrain, K Shine said Surf was a snitch
I'm like: “don't accuse that..
So what if he did a couple months for a mandatory 3-year sentence, right? We can't prove that”
But in his Thisis50 interview he said
he did “less than 2 years for two straps,
so that's a mandatory 6, turned into 2 flat
Now Surf.. how you do that?
They said “dude rat!!”
like, how did you make make him squeal
They said: “Southwest Shuffle nikka”
I'm like, they made up a dance forreal?
They call him Southwest Shuffle,
not because they'll kill
But because when police put they cards on the table
They get it cut, now they ready to make a deal!!
- Big T vs Tsu Surf
You too when Im done with him. Matter of fact you first.
Never that. I forget you exist until you come through saying some weird shyt.
Pain and Promise
Pro
I had a feeling he was gonna get at least 5. Can URL survive for another 3 years and a half?
Thats really the sad and funny shyt im seeing with these responses. nikkas mad he coming home sooner than they thought and now they gotta throw snitch allegations.Even when locked behind them bars, the wave got nikkas in they feelings and mad he aint get that 10 piece
Easily couldve been avoided has his dumbass just not indulged in the dumb shyt in the first. Yall backwards as hell showing sympathy for this nikka who not only has multiple chances to get shyt together, but more than anything, has a daughter who needs him. Yall want him free so he can get on stage and entertain yall, nothing more nothing less so cut the act. Yall only care about Tsu Surf, not Rajon Cox.