Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[FreshAIG]

Jakkboy got smoked by Johnny Ice and he was being corny during the rounds. Bad look.

 

[MisterMajesty]

Nitty brought up a good point about scenario reaching. People call out wordplay reaching but scenario reaching is one of the biggest issues I have with certain writers. It's why Danny sometime loses me.

any examples?

 

[BaKardi Slang]

Ive always felt this way about nikkas like Jerry Wess and Twork (Danny does this too cant lie). Dudes are the fukking worst. Jerry Wess will say some shyt like

"..Blow Pop on a football turf; I hit a lick in the field!"

Yes. Because 7/10 times, Ill walk on a football field a find a sucker on the ground. Dude is a jackass. Alot of new battlers do this shyt.

I can deal with wordplay reaching/lite punches if the set up and context are fire.

Lmao

I remember Wess said something like "fourth grader in the bathroom - I let the 9 dump"

That's not even dope; that's weird.

 

[FreshAIG]

any examples?

“Lima bean in a time machine, I'll make you a vegetable in the future"

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

Prime Brotha Lynch & Snoop back in the 90s had the goat flow/voices IMO. These nyggas sounded incredible back then, like they were made to rap or some shyt.

 

[Deadman187]

“Lima bean in a time machine, I'll make you a vegetable in the future"

"Put a Twix on your CableBox to channel your bars"
"I'm like a heterosexual killer whale, I orchestrate (orca straight)"
"It's like I grew up in a house made of Australian beer, that's foster homes"

Danny Myers set-ups were so fukking ASS

 

[JuvenileHell]

TERRIBLE form tryna work w/ too much weight LMAOOO.
Ego got so many men in the gym in a chokehold stunting their growth.

Use less weight and work on your form and pace.
Gradually increase the weight from there.
Salute to Dre Dennis for hitting the gym tho

Yeah nikkas fukk around and snap something trying to ego lift with shyt form like Khali muscle

shout out to Dre Dennis for getting in the gym, that shyt ain't easy, especially when you're just starting out. shyt we've seen a few battle rappers start working out and then quit. It's only Lux and Suge I've seen that have actually stuck with working out.

 

[JuvenileHell]

Nitty brought up a good point about scenario reaching. People call out wordplay reaching but scenario reaching is one of the biggest issues I have with certain writers. It's why Danny sometime loses me.

I'd argue that scenario reaches are 100 times more egregious than wordplay reaches. Urn N Ash is horrible sure, but reloading a gun with the bullets that have been shot into a person being a haymaker is just unacceptable

 

[JuvenileHell]

“Lima bean in a time machine, I'll make you a vegetable in the future"

Gives me an aneurism every time I think about it

 

[KingsOfKings]

 

[A.R.$]

LOLOLOL!!!!


EDIT : nikka even had the nerve to tag TheShadeRoom lol wtf is wrong with this nikka

He is a coke head. Don’t expect him to do anything rational

 

[ReasonableMatic]

Jag is such a HOE ASS nikka for this SMH

Let’s say whatever he claims is true.

Imagine having evidence about a child abuser and not IMMEDIATELY putting it out there to protect potential further minor victims and get a predator off the streets.
He really thought he did sumn

 

[JuvenileHell]

Jag is such a HOE ASS nikka for this SMH

Let’s say whatever he claims is true.

Imagine having evidence about a child abuser and not IMMEDIATELY putting it out there to protect potential further minor victims and get a predator off the streets.
He really thought he did sumn

My thoughts exactly. No matter the outcome, Jag looks like a bozo. If he's lying he looks like a dumbass clout chaser, if he's telling the truth he's an enabler for a child predator. This fool went to twitter instead of the police!

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

ya’ll watched Chilla/Mike P yet?

 

[Pop123]

"It's like I grew up in a house made of Australian beer, that's foster homes"