The OFFICIAL 'A million ways to die in the west" Review thread [POLL. so dont FUKKING MERGE IT]

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Rayzah

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:yeshrug: I thought it was alright.. I do think the trailers spoil too many jokes tho.. I give it a 7
 

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Shyt was meh at best. All the best jokes were in the trailer, the rest of the movie just kept repeating that same joke over and over and over. A couple good things mixed in but overall:camby:

One guy is walking out of the theater when it's over and he says "That was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. I want those 2 hours back of my life" and a girl behind me says "Why did it keep going when it should've ended?"

The best part of it was NPH tho, especially with that mustache song
 

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I hope this fakkit Seth McFarlane never gets another movie deal after this shyt flops. Ted was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, the only movie ive ever walked out of since my dad made me and my cuz and him walk out of Holy Man as a kid. all his humor is forced and lame only a 13 yr old would find this shyt funny, since those were the only ppl laughing in the theater of that fakkit ass Ted movie

I give this shyt an F minus and I don't need to see this to know that.
 

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Thought it was a B.

I dont understand the funniest bits were in the trailer talk when by far the funniest part was the cameos, the one in the barn especially. It was so unexpected and hilarious. The one at the end was great too.
 

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I hope this fakkit Seth McFarlane never gets another movie deal after this shyt flops. Ted was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, the only movie ive ever walked out of since my dad made me and my cuz and him walk out of Holy Man as a kid. all his humor is forced and lame only a 13 yr old would find this shyt funny, since those were the only ppl laughing in the theater of that fakkit ass Ted movie

I give this shyt an F minus and I don't need to see this to know that.
lol. Ted made 549 million on a small budget. Even if this flops hed still get many more movies green lit based off teds success alone.
 

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Thought it was a B.

I dont understand the funniest bits were in the trailer talk when by far the funniest part was the cameos, the one in the barn especially. It was so unexpected and hilarious. The one at the end was great too.

The barn thing was in the trailer breh. They spoiled that shyt. Luckily you didn't see that trailer but I knew about that last month. The one at the end was dope though
 

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shyt is getting hammered on RT right now with 35% which is weird because ted had mostly positive reviews. I'm not sure what to think about that Family Guy humor. Some of it can be real funny but other times I'm like :what: or :beli:

I guess I could take a date and see it anyway. I took at date to The Love Guru and that girl liked it even though it was trash :patrice:

Damn bruh. Guess you were lucky. Most girls would've walked out and not even say bye.
 

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This movie was terrible. So many jokes that bombed, the audience I was in gave it more pity laughs than anything else, Seth McFarlane is bizarre looking and needs to stick to voice acting.
 

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f without seeing it cause seth mcfarlane's an unfunny cornball who look like eliot rodger

edit: osu sucks cause i can't vote for it
 

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one of the worst movies ive paid money to see. Straight up garbage
 

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Thought it was a B.

I dont understand the funniest bits were in the trailer talk when by far the funniest part was the cameos, the one in the barn especially. It was so unexpected and hilarious. The one at the end was great too.
I mean if you don't like Seth McFarland ofcourse you aren't gonna like this. :snoop: this thread is full of people that don't like him what did they expect..

I liked the movie just for....

the django cameo
 

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I mean if you don't like Seth McFarland ofcourse you aren't gonna like this. :snoop: this thread is full of people that don't like him what did they expect..

I liked the movie just for....

the django cameo
Ted was funny, family guy is funny, this was shyt. It wouldve worked as a 20 minute family guy episode
 

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I mean if you don't like Seth McFarland ofcourse you aren't gonna like this. :snoop: this thread is full of people that don't like him what did they expect..

I liked the movie just for....

the django cameo
99% of the people who voted F havent watched it.
 

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I was never a fan of family guy, but Ted was a pleasant surprise.

The trailer looks fukking terrible. This charisma vacuum can stop trying to make himself a movie star already. Stick to making jokes at Lisa Lampanellis expense.
 
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