The OFFICIAL 2019 College football RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

[PortCityProphet]

Piscataway—After an abysmal showing against a bad Boston College team on Saturday, Rutgers Athletics administrators are looking to get rid of current head coach Chris Ash. The problem is that Ash is under contract until 2023 and his buyout is 7.5 million dollars. However, given some recent changes in the Rutgers Gameday experience, Rutgers leaders have come up with a ingenious way to cover this cost. This season, Rutgers started selling alcohol at SHI Stadium. And it is quite an impressive selection they have
With this new addition to Rutgers Football Games, on Monday Rutgers Athletics announced the “831 Initiative.”

"We're excited to announce this new initiative that will combine Rutgers fans' need to drink copious amounts of alcohol with our need to get Ash, who is 8-31, the hell out of here," says Rutgers Athletics Fundraising Coordinator, Chris MacCarthy.

“We just need a lot of fans, both visiting fans impressed by our extensive alcohol selection and Rutgers fans to buy considerable amounts of alcohol, and that shouldn’t be any issue for our depressed fanbase,” says Mike Stevenson who is on the initiative’s committee. He adds, “We expect to cover most of Ash’s buyout by the end of the season. We know college football fans only have one liver, but everyone needs to pretend they have two for the sake of Rutgers."
“This is where we rely on our eclectic selection to entice visiting fans. We really don’t care who is buying the alcohol, just as long as people are buying. If Ohio State fans fund 10% of the buyout, so be it.”
Rutgers only has to sell 652,174 drinks, averaging $11.50 per drink in five remaining home games. And any variation less than that to make a partial amount. “At the very least we want to make half the buyout of $3.75 million which we think is totally achievable. I think we can do it.” says Mike Stevenson.

When asked for final comment, Chris MacCarthy only had a plea for Rutgers fans.

“If you’re thinking of staying home because you’re done with this season, don’t. Think about coming to the stadium to drink yourself into a Scarlet stupor instead to support the 831 Initiative, please dear god.”

these cats were droppin hits in their quotes

 

[jadillac]

:BlessedAubie:

Auburn always keep a fat big belly nikka wrecking shop on the D-line

 

[Chrishaune]

Tua was more talented than Hurts, Sims (Phil) had more potential than AJ, etc etc.

Taulia is talented enough to where as long as he's not making mistakes he'll get the edge. Young would need the QB room to be like when Jalen Hurts stepped onto campus. The guys there now are much better.

yeah, somebody is going to have to transfer.......probably 2

 

[Chrishaune]

Auburn always keep a fat big belly nikka wrecking shop on the D-line

Gotta have 'em

 

[jadillac]

DTR grew up real fast on Saturday. If he can stay out of his head and play consistent, he could be a Heisman candidate next year.

He looked decent against us last year, but this year we had him on the run.

Hopefully that's a good sign for our new defensive regime

 

[Rigby.]

D’Eriq was on his salty run back shyt nikka know good and well this team ain’t getting no better next year, just call it breh

 

[Rigby.]

He’s gone be in high demand. Lincoln Riley probably already hit him up

nikka they might win every game by 40. nikka got Spurts bout to drop 50+ TDS, King + Haselwood gonna have @19- converting to being a futbol fan

 

[smitty22]

@Dr. Narcisse Jamenson not red shirting :Bombaye:. Hopefully he can get some more time and showcase that speed.


From 11w

• Day said the freshmen who have played in all four games – Garrett Wilson, Zach Harrison, Marcus Crowley, Harry Miller, Jameson Williams and Craig Young – will probably continue to play all season. For the freshmen who have played less than four games, the Buckeyes will be careful about playing them to potentially preserve their redshirts. They'll still play them if they feel they need them, but won't play them just to play them and burn their redshirts.

 

[FakeNews]

 

[Sauce Dab]

nikka they might win every game by 40. nikka got Spurts bout to drop 50+ TDS, King + Haselwood gonna have @19- converting to being a futbol fan

I think he said He’s not going anywhere

 

[Charlie Broadway]

Damn this is kinda fukked up. UH was promoting him as a heisman sleeper just a few weeks ago.

@Charlie Broadway

I’m cool with him doing whatever he feels he gotta do. Transfer portal giveth, transfer portal taketh

I made a longer post about it here: https://www.thecoli.com/posts/35016283/

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

Florida so blessed that they don't have to stop Terrace Marshall. That man is a superstar!

 

[Chrishaune]

Except they won't split with us either. We have a 3 game winning streak on them now and they come to our place next year.......They are where they've always been. Anywhere from middle of the pack to last place.....

 

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

@Dr. Narcisse Jamenson not red shirting :Bombaye:. Hopefully he can get some more time and showcase that speed.


From 11w

• Day said the freshmen who have played in all four games – Garrett Wilson, Zach Harrison, Marcus Crowley, Harry Miller, Jameson Williams and Craig Young – will probably continue to play all season. For the freshmen who have played less than four games, the Buckeyes will be careful about playing them to potentially preserve their redshirts. They'll still play them if they feel they need them, but won't play them just to play them and burn their redshirts.

Huskers by 21

 

[MoneyTron]

I really hope Tennessee hires Mike Leach

Same here. They gonna think shyt sweet for a year or two before those #40 ranked recruiting classes start rolling in.