The OFFICIAL 2018 College football RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

[Ruck]

@TUA TAGOVAILOA i have a feeling tua is still transferring out of tuscaloosa. my sources tell me his parents want him at usc since they moved to l.a. @Silkk

but for some reason, tua is enamored with michigan and feels like he can be better suited there @Trust Me

he wants to sit out a year purposely to save his body and after the transfer 1 year is lifted, will go hard the following season and push for the trifecta: a heisman, championship and #1 pick.

usc and michigan need to drop the bags

 

[hood b. goode]

2018 our year :BrutusGrin:

 

[smitty22]

@ Hoode.b.goode was a much better poster

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

@TUA TAGOVAILOA i have a feeling tua is still transferring out of tuscaloosa. my sources tell me his parents want him at usc since they moved to l.a. @Silkk

but for some reason, tua is enamored with michigan and feels like he can be better suited there @Trust Me

he wants to sit out a year purposely to save his body and after the transfer 1 year is lifted, will go hard the following season and push for the trifecta: a heisman, championship and #1 pick.

usc and michigan need to drop the bags

those two things aint gonna work out together

 

[Francium]

@TUA TAGOVAILOA i have a feeling tua is still transferring out of tuscaloosa. my sources tell me his parents want him at usc since they moved to l.a. @Silkk

but for some reason, tua is enamored with michigan and feels like he can be better suited there @Trust Me

he wants to sit out a year purposely to save his body and after the transfer 1 year is lifted, will go hard the following season and push for the trifecta: a heisman, championship and #1 pick.

usc and michigan need to drop the bags

I hope you copy and pasted this, because I know you didn’t even believe this BS

 

[Ruck]

I hope you copy and pasted this, because I know you didn’t even believe this BS

i have insider knowledge breh. tuas moms, sister, husband use to date my cousin. she told me that dude still trynna get with her even tho he married to tuas aunt.

my cousin told me tuas family really liked it in tuscaloosa, but were very homesick. they missed seeing other polynesians and became uncomfortable with the copious amount of incest, mayonnaise and poor dental in alabama so thats why they moved to cali to be around more polynesians and not have their iq lowered.

tua is definitely transferring. he fulfilled his obligation to alabama, and wants to challenge himself more by playing with less talent and moving out of sabans shadow. his parents want usc, but tua wants a more difficult challenge and think michigan might be a better fit because the program is so inferior.

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

i have insider knowledge breh. tuas moms, sister, husband use to date my cousin. she told me that dude still trynna get with her even tho he married to tuas aunt.

my cousin told me tuas family really liked it in tuscaloosa, but were very homesick. they missed seeing other polynesians and became uncomfortable with the copious amount of incest, mayonnaise and poor dental in alabama so thats why they moved to cali to be around more polynesians and not have their iq lowered.

tua is definitely transferring. he fulfilled his obligation to alabama, and wants to challenge himself more by playing with less talent and moving out of sabans shadow. his parents want usc, but tua wants a more difficult challenge and think michigan might be a better fit because the program is so inferior.

copious amounts of mayonnaise im

 

[Francium]

his parents want usc, but tua wants a more difficult challenge and think michigan might be a better fit because the program is so inferior.

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

@TUA TAGOVAILOA i have a feeling tua is still transferring out of tuscaloosa. my sources tell me his parents want him at usc since they moved to l.a. @Silkk

but for some reason, tua is enamored with michigan and feels like he can be better suited there @Trust Me

he wants to sit out a year purposely to save his body and after the transfer 1 year is lifted, will go hard the following season and push for the trifecta: a heisman, championship and #1 pick.

usc and michigan need to drop the bags

Don't get that boys blood pressure goin he's not goin anywhere

 

[Silkk]

@TUA TAGOVAILOA i have a feeling tua is still transferring out of tuscaloosa. my sources tell me his parents want him at usc since they moved to l.a. @Silkk

but for some reason, tua is enamored with michigan and feels like he can be better suited there @Trust Me

he wants to sit out a year purposely to save his body and after the transfer 1 year is lifted, will go hard the following season and push for the trifecta: a heisman, championship and #1 pick.

usc and michigan need to drop the bags

His parents live in Alabama

 

[TUA TAGOVAILOA]

turrible trolling 2/10

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

His parents live in Alabama

Which begs to be answered, how much did Bama offer his folks to move the entire clan to Tuscaloosa and find them employment and a home? We need answers

 

[DropTopDoc]

If I was from Alabama I'd go for auburn anyway so

Don't bother none me to see y'all win

Y'all are smarter and less red necky
Plus y'all been on that black qb wave

Actually Alabama was first to let brothers on the teams in the south, and Tuscaloosa is way, more city, it’s practically a college town, less red necky and Alabama has more Rhode scholars

No Matter, That Old Oregon never coming back

We know....

Didn't even know.

*Grabs Bandwagon Transfer Slip*

Surprised nobody else snatched him up. I can see Michigan or LSU blowing up his phone next offseason if their offenses look like shyt again.

That boy hotter than lava the best he can do is be a consultant

 

[Sauce Dab]

Actually Alabama was first to let brothers on the teams in the south, and Tuscaloosa is way, more city, it’s practically a college town, less red necky and Alabama has more Rhode scholars

You a Michigan fan or Bama fan?

 

[RammerJammer]

I don't why but there are quite a few well known Polys/Samoans residing in the Southeast.

Tua and bro
Roman Reigns
The Usos
Rikishi

Reigns, Usos, and Rikishi stay in Pensacola and of course Reigns played ball at Georgia Tech and The Usos played at West Alabama.