The OFFICIAL 2017 College football RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

[smitty22]

Top Teams we need revenge on:

FSU
Oklahoma
UCLA
Utah
Thee 1st college football playoff natty champs

Home n home needs to happen. Wanna see all them Finebaum callers melt down again

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Home n home needs to happen. Wanna see all them Finebaum callers melt down again

And i wanna see Unlce Urban doing the

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

No physical standouts yet still no L's to scUM :scUMsad:

No physical standouts :urbanlost:
No points vs clemson :urbanlost:
No winning record vs your rival:Uwillhail:
No life worth living in Columbus :urbanlost:
No bytches :sadfive:
No hope :urbanlost:
No future :urbanlost:

You should just go north, pass toledo get off at the Ann Arbor-Saline exit, take a right, stop at the corner of Stadium and Main, take a knee, and HAIL :hailbrady:

 

[Tide Run This]

I tried to find that 2000 game but it's nowhere on youtube.

Yeah I was trying to see if Stephen Barnett had it no luck with him either. Think Milons took first punt return to house I remember there were a shyt load of Bama fans in LA that weekend. Michigan choked couple weeks later they were fukking stacked that season too if I remember correct fukking Drew Henson was injured so Navarre had to start at QB.

 

[smitty22]

No physical standouts :urbanlost:
No points vs clemson :urbanlost:
No winning record vs your rival:Uwillhail:
No life worth living in Columbus :urbanlost:
No bytches :sadfive:
No hope :urbanlost:
No future :urbanlost:

You should just go north, pass toledo get off at the Ann Arbor-Saline exit, take a right, stop at the corner of Stadium and Main, take a knee, and HAIL :hailbrady:

Family business selling popcorn at the shyt house :bumbytch:
Never see your team win a full chip:LarryscUM:
Rent studio's and own nothing :scUMsad:
Be single at 40. :LarryscUM:
Become a Clemson stan cause scUM choke year in and year out :Buckouttahere:

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Family business selling popcorn at the shyt house :bumbytch:
Never see your team win a full chip:LarryscUM:
Rent studio's and own nothing :scUMsad:
Be single at 40. :LarryscUM:
Become a Clemson stan cause scUM choke year in and year out :Buckouttahere:

Pretzels and ice cream for pocket change in HS at the goat Stadium :Uwillhail:
AP title = THE unbiased title :Uwillhail:
I live in a major American city, you live in midwest squalor :Uwillhail:
You single and drink 40s for breakfast while I order another mimosa :Uwillhail:
Score zero points on the biggest stage because you aint shyt :Uwillhail:

 

[smitty22]

Pretzels and ice cream for pocket change in HS at the goat Stadium :Uwillhail:
AP title = THE unbiased title :Uwillhail:
I live in major city, you live in squalor :Uwillhail:
You single and drink 40s for breakfast while I order another mimosa :Uwillhail:
Score zero points on the biggest stage because you aint shyt :Uwillhail:

You live in a studio where u shyt in the same room you eat pop tarts for breakfast. :Scustbrutus:
You riding dirty buses to go intern, while i drive to work :brutuslol:

Haven't seen your squad win a conference chip in 13 years :LarryscUM:
Phil Steele on espn right now calling yall the most overrated team coming into the season :DemBuckeyes:.
Everything bout you smells like failure :bumbytch:

 

[smitty22]

Play Division 1 football and get a great education at these 10 schools

This aint the 1940's anymore:LarryscUM:

 

[Sauce Dab]

Oh they figured out whats gonna happen.Switch up ya book of verses,cuz we rehearsed it,conversed it then that shut down shyt we dispersed it,now no reverse shyt,you stuck with the same preacher at your church thats,a bit too predictable even with unlimited purses,another year you fixin to curse shyt,a replay of mahlzans worst hits,under armor got you in the worst fits,with the worst kicks,now instead of war eagle you more like bird shyt,its elephant herd bytch,Ironbowl,we just won our 3rd trip,in a row,you fell in that ditch,we sat on that hole and we aint moving till Coach Saban search his soul

:FlabbyBama: Bars

 

[Trust Me]

Play Division 1 football and get a great education at these 10 schools

This aint the 1940's anymore:LarryscUM:

The writer is an OSU 'graduate'

 

[Trust Me]

You live in a studio where u shyt in the same room you eat pop tarts for breakfast. :Scustbrutus:
You riding dirty buses to go intern, while i drive to work :brutuslol:

Haven't seen your squad win a conference chip in 13 years :LarryscUM:
Phil Steele on espn right now calling yall the most overrated team coming into the season :DemBuckeyes:.
Everything bout you smells like failure :bumbytch:

And here you go hoe..

 

[Sauce Dab]

Family business selling popcorn at the shyt house :bumbytch:
Never see your team win a full chip:LarryscUM:
Rent studio's and own nothing :scUMsad:
Be single at 40. :LarryscUM:
Become a Clemson stan cause scUM choke year in and year out :Buckouttahere:

Pretzels and ice cream for pocket change in HS at the goat Stadium :Uwillhail:
AP title = THE unbiased title :Uwillhail:
I live in a major American city, you live in midwest squalor :Uwillhail:
You single and drink 40s for breakfast while I order another mimosa :Uwillhail:
Score zero points on the biggest stage because you aint shyt :Uwillhail:

You live in a studio where u shyt in the same room you eat pop tarts for breakfast. :Scustbrutus:
You riding dirty buses to go intern, while i drive to work :brutuslol:

Haven't seen your squad win a conference chip in 13 years :LarryscUM:
Phil Steele on espn right now calling yall the most overrated team coming into the season :DemBuckeyes:.
Everything bout you smells like failure :bumbytch:

 

[Trust Me]

And I'm tired of looking for this fukking thread.

STICKY THIS shyt ALREADY MODS!!

 

[smitty22]

The writer is an OSU 'graduate'

Usa today :Unoudonebuckedup:

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

First, I apologize for the delayed response. Im setting up a fundraiser this morning to support people with developmental disabilities. Unlike Smitty, my life is one to be proud of. I don't have to LIE or make shyt up like him. Case in point...I don't live in a studio and never have

It's not even his fault though :Lookatthis: he's a buckeye.

They live in deceit, scandal, and shame.:urbanlost:

Be a broke buckeye liar brehs:sadfive: