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Why Jalen Hurts look like a reject from Pretty Ricky? :heh: :dame:
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He Plays UnFairley: Why We Remember

He plays unFairley on this night

of classless climes and lousy lies;

all that's worst of blue and white

Meets in his dirty hits fans prize:

Not mellow'd to that sordid sight

are Bulldogs who gaudy urnge despise.



He hits the more, gets flagged the less;

the refs permit this great disgrace

by failing Fairley to suppress.

He harshly grates on Murray's face--

Where thoughts of disbelief express

a fear of needing a back brace.



With dirty play and play for pay,

does Auburn remind Dawgs of why,

though cheats may win the year and day,

they cannot class or honor buy,

and that, at end of this gameday,

Barner stereotypes still apply.






via static.foxsports.com


Remember thee! Remember thee!



As hoses drench fans with cold streams,

shall Bulldogs hate and insult thee

and seek to crush your cheating-fueled dreams.



Remember thee! Aye, doubt it not.

Our Murray, too, shall think of thee.

By no Dawg shalt y'all be forgot.

Thou falsely win; thou loathsome be.

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I’ve never seen a man be so inside an entire fanbase’s head like Nick Fairley.
 

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