The Official 2016 Olympics thread: Medals Are For the Elite but Zika is For Everybody

[The Bookie]

Who caught that Martyn Rooney interview?

BBC reporter: Martyn, where did it go wrong for you in that race?

Rooney: I ran like a dikk.

Reporter:

 

[El Bombi]

It's the 1st round nikka. shyt gone start getting real tomorrow.

Merrit seem in shape.

The nikkas behind him look like they are about to go into cardiac arrest.

 

[Hades]

This long jump just now.

 

[Spyro]

It seems like everyone that are running the 400m are out of shape.

Bolt could win 400m I think, not sure why he doesn't enter

 

[Spyro]

If Nadal asked me for sex I'd fukking say yes in a heartbeat

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

 

[DynamoEAR]

She had the voice of a 40 year old British nanny

Imagine her telling you to fukk her with that voice. Insta-nut.

 

[DonKnock]

If Nadal asked me for sex I'd fukking say yes in a heartbeat

By purchasing him a prostitute correct?:DKPirate:

 

[Spyro]

By purchasing him a prostitute correct?:DKPirate:

Sorry brehs, don't know why I said that; just got caught up in the moment of GOATdal winning another gold

 

[Hades]

FP's hair looks like a fruit roll up. I miss those things severely.

 

[Spyro]

Rafael Nadal becomes the first male player in history to win a gold medal in both singles and doubles at the Olympics.

That's my GOATdal

 

[Mr210]

So do all these athletes have real jobs, I mean how to swimmers and track stars and archers and rowers and volleyball players make money

 

[TheFryingDutchman]

Puma (Jamaica) and Nike (US) need to stop playing around and release these running shirts that the athletes are wearing this year, they're both dope.

 

[QueenSheba]

Gardedner let's go mi booooy.

Barbados stand up!

 

[Hades]

Puma (Jamaica) and Nike (US) need to stop playing around and release these running shirts that the athletes are wearing this year, they're both dope.

I have been really impressed with the Adidas gear, especially AUS.