The Official 2016 Olympics thread: Medals Are For the Elite but Zika is For Everybody

[the artist known az]

"my cheeks are sore right now"...

pause my nikka

 

[The G.O.D II]

Whats up with gabby? Is she injured?

 

[tru_m.a.c]

Aly

 

[Megadeus]

Laurie!!

Another Jersey Olympic GOAT

I actually know her. Right up from my neck of the woods

 

[El Bombi]

Top 5 to not mentioned at all

The other girls are not even talking to her. I wonder what that's all about.

 

[SithLawd]

Gabby douglas is Robert Sacre/Mark Madsen status

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Aly flawless

Simone up next. We lookin like the '96 Bulls outchea on this gymnastics shyt

 

[MushroomX]

Whats up with gabby? Is she injured?

Nah, she got fukked over by the IOC.

In the All-Arounds, you can only send 2 girls from each country, Gab placed 3rd despite her score being WAY higher than other girls from China, UK.

 

[Iluvmusic]

Whats up with gabby? Is she injured?

Gabby and Madison were only there to compete on bars for the team All-Around competition. Only Aly, Laurie, and Simone are doing all 4 events.

And she can't do the individual all-around because they only allow the top 2 from each team. She finished like .1 points behind Aly in the qualifier. They would have placed 1, 2, 3 if they allowed it.

 

[the artist known az]

Commentator sounded like a straight creep just now "I would like to be a fly on the wall on the 1st day she got back in the gym"

 

[JarrodG]

holy shyt I can see Aly abs through her suit...I need do the shyt ups.

 

[King Jove]

"I'll give you a hug"

 

[the cool]

Aly looks like c j Wilson

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Aly got cheeks

 

[8WON6]

damn announcers jinxing this black excellence.

i can't watch it.