The OFFICIAL 2015 College Football RANDOM thoughts thread

[RammerJammer]

Probably within the red zone

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

da fukk?

 

[FakeNews]

Miami has been in the ACC for 11 years and they still haven't been to the ACCCG

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

da fukk?

Yu gotta watch people like Diddy. They're always trying to stay in the news

 

[smitty22]

Miami has been in the ACC for 11 years and they still haven't been to the ACCCG

 

[Dak Pickscott]

why Malik Henry transfer?

 

[PortCityProphet]

Which one of my UT brehs bout to apply?
https://utdirect.utexas.edu/apps/hr/jobs/nlogon/150617010426

Coordinator - Coordinator, Football Analyst
University of Texas at Austin - Austin, TX

Purpose Coordinate the analysis of the offensive, defensive, and special teams of football opponents. Additionally, analyze our current student-athletes and walk-on prospects. Assist with the acquisition and development of student athletes in the Intercollegiate Athletics NCAA Division I football program.

Essential Functions Assist with the coordination of daily administrative support, statistical analyses and opponent preparation within the University of Texas Football Program. This includes, but is not limited to: The coordination of video cut-ups and distribution of preliminary offensive, defensive, and special teams scouting reports. Coordinate self-scouting offensive, defensive and special team's schemes. Assist with cut-ups and distribution of prospective student-athletes films to coaching staff. Support the planning and execution of game day clerical and statistical information. Assist with special projects assigned by the Defensive Coordinator, Offensive Coordinator and Head Football Coach. Support the walk-on program with their research of prospective student-athletes. Assist with recruiting social media plan and secure PSA social media account information for recruiting database.

Marginal/Incidental functions Other related functions as assigned.

Licenses: Class "C" Operator's Driver's License. Applicant selected must provide a current three year Driving Record from the current state of residence. If not currently a Texas resident, must obtain a Texas Driver's License within 30 days after entering Texas as a new resident.

Required qualifications Bachelor's degree. 5 years of experience in Texas High School Football and/or NCAA Intercollegiate Athletics football programs. Experience with XOS and Hudl video editing systems. Experience with social media outlets. Excellent interpersonal and team skills. Strong communication skills, both verbal and written. Superb customer service skills. Equivalent combination of relevant education and experience may be substituted as appropriate. Equivalent combination of relevant education and experience may be substituted as appropriate.

Preferred Qualifications More than 5 years of experience developing student athletes as a Coordinator or Head Coach in Texas High School Football and/or NCAA Intercollegiate Athletics.

Working conditions May work in all weather conditions May work in extreme temperatures May work around standard office conditions Repetitive use of a keyboard at a workstation Use of manual dexterity Climbing of stairs Extended work hours, holidays, and weekends during peak periods. Moderate travel.

A criminal history background check will be required for finalist(s) under consideration for this position.

The retirement plan for this position is Teacher Retirement System of Texas ( TRS ), subject to the position being at least 20 hours per week and at least 135 days in length.

The University of Texas at Austin is an Equal Opportunity Employer with a commitment to diversity at all levels. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, gender, national origin, age, disability or veteran status. (Compliant with the new VEVRAA and Section 503 Rules)

If hired, you will be required to complete the federal Employment Eligibility Verification form, I-9. You will be required to present acceptable and original documents to prove your identity and authorization to work in the United States. Documents need to be presented no later than the third day of employment. Failure to do so will result in loss of employment at the university.

UT Austin is a Tobacco-free Campus
University of Texas at Austin - 5 days ago

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

 

[Trust Me]

Visit Ivy league schools because academics are important.
Visit Michigan 4-5 times. Parents love it, you love it.. almost commit after decommiting from Michigan State..
Visit Duke for 3 days (another damn good academic school)
Visit Visit Virginia Tech (another damn good academic school)
Visit Notre Dame for 2 days (another damn good academic school)
Visit Alabama for a single afternoon (I'll leave off the academics part here )


Commit to Alabama.

Dude fell for the 'oh, you'll have tons of playing time from the second you step on campus' ... the same lne that D'Shawn Hand fell for last year. ... in where he wasted a year of his eligibility for playing a WHOPPING 4 total minutes, all year long.

Saban gives ZERO fukks about anybody .. and these kids eat it up.

I'm sure that bag man had a little bit to do with it too tho .. so more power to him.


Whatcha think went on here @Ed MOTHERfukkING G ??

 

[MustafaSTL]

Visit Ivy league schools because academics are important.
Visit Michigan 4-5 times. Parents love it, you love it.. almost commit after decommiting from Michigan State..
Visit Duke for 3 days (another damn good academic school)
Visit Visit Virginia Tech (another damn good academic school)
Visit Notre Dame for 2 days (another damn good academic school)
Visit Alabama for a single afternoon (I'll leave off the academics part here )


Commit to Alabama.

Dude fell for the 'oh, you'll have tons of playing time from the second you step on campus' ... the same lne that D'Shawn Hand fell for last year. ... in where he wasted a year of his eligibility for playing a WHOPPING 4 total minutes, all year long.

Saban gives ZERO fukks about anybody .. and these kids eat it up.

I'm sure that bag man had a little bit to do with it too tho .. so more power to him.


Whatcha think went on here @Ed MOTHERfukkING G ??

Somebody's mad...

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Visit Ivy league schools because academics are important.
Visit Michigan 4-5 times. Parents love it, you love it.. almost commit after decommiting from Michigan State..
Visit Duke for 3 days (another damn good academic school)
Visit Visit Virginia Tech (another damn good academic school)
Visit Notre Dame for 2 days (another damn good academic school)
Visit Alabama for a single afternoon (I'll leave off the academics part here )


Commit to Alabama.

Dude fell for the 'oh, you'll have tons of playing time from the second you step on campus' ... the same lne that D'Shawn Hand fell for last year. ... in where he wasted a year of his eligibility for playing a WHOPPING 4 total minutes, all year long.

Saban gives ZERO fukks about anybody .. and these kids eat it up.

I'm sure that bag man had a little bit to do with it too tho .. so more power to him.


Whatcha think went on here @Ed MOTHERfukkING G ??

Beat$ me..I haven't the $lightest idea why he'd choose to live in A L A B A M A over other $chools...

 

[Trust Me]

Somebody's mad...

Mad? Have you looked to see who's left on our board at DE for this class?

Of course you haven't. We're in and are favored for 2 more elite DE's in this class. I'd just like to keep the good players in state. That's where it starts.

 

[smitty22]

Visit Ivy league schools because academics are important.
Visit Michigan 4-5 times. Parents love it, you love it.. almost commit after decommiting from Michigan State..
Visit Duke for 3 days (another damn good academic school)
Visit Visit Virginia Tech (another damn good academic school)
Visit Notre Dame for 2 days (another damn good academic school)
Visit Alabama for a single afternoon (I'll leave off the academics part here )


Commit to Alabama.

Dude fell for the 'oh, you'll have tons of playing time from the second you step on campus' ... the same lne that D'Shawn Hand fell for last year. ... in where he wasted a year of his eligibility for playing a WHOPPING 4 total minutes, all year long.

Saban gives ZERO fukks about anybody .. and these kids eat it up.

I'm sure that bag man had a little bit to do with it too tho .. so more power to him.


Whatcha think went on here @Ed MOTHERfukkING G ??

: u mad:

 

[Trust Me]

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Kareem says he thought he'd be going to Michigan earlier this month. But 'had to do what's best for me and my family.'



Hmm .. I wonder what he meant?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

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Follow Nick BaumgardnerVerified account‏@nickbaumgardner
Kareem says he thought he'd be going to Michigan earlier this month. But 'had to do what's best for me and my family.'



Hmm .. I wonder what he meant?

Yeah...at some point someone is going to find fire and I legit believe it will be a result of the camps in the south.

osu and Michigan are establishment schools ...have 100x the clout of the hillbillies...if they blow a whistle for an investigation because one of their prospects got a cash handshake, its fukkin over for the bamas of the world.

It's the REAL REASON they don't want sattelite camps in the south...they're too close to the kitchen