man i had this wild dream last night
i'm sitting in a classroom with a buncha other people. all of a sudden Saban and an assistant coach walk in. they hold up a paper and Saban and start yelling "this is unacceptable. it's too many babies born out of wedlock. now we are going to change this. now i don't care if it's woman and man or man and man but everybody in this room is getting married today"

at that point everybody in the room hop out their desk and start scrambling to grab somebody

i grabbed some random chick and we went to go get in line to get married and saban was playing the role of the preacher

kinda shyt is this? where my mind even come up with this stuff