The New Girl Season 3 Thread

[TheNatureBoy]

Linda Cardellini..That woman hardly ages.

Her giving Schmidt a handjob under the table and Schmidt saying he is going to roleplay as Jess

This dude Winston thinking there was a back of an application on the police exam he took online

The girl Coach was working out

 

[Dillah810]

Linda Cardellini..That woman hardly ages.

 

[Hades]

New Girl with another home run. Finally we get to see Winston shine. Him messing up the whole episode was great. Also at the end when he was like "There's male prostitutes?". Abby was crushing his dreams left and right and the old lady from the museum was funny as well.

Cece was hilarious with the apartment guy. Abby and Schmidt was funny as well but I would be beyond disgusted with one of my friends dating my sister. Winston took a computer test and really wondered if it had a back. One more mention of the girl Coach was working out. WOOO!!!! Schmidt nasty as hell for the "Don't look at me. Look away. Or look directly at me." Chill.

Also, are we really going to act like Jess wasn't wearing glasses with no glass in them?

 

[Hades]

Winston's been on a roll lately. The monkey bars flashback and him calling that little kid "a son of a bytch" is great stuff. Nick in the beginning with the breakfast was funny as hell and that sleeping shirt reminded me of Marshall and Barney from HIMYM. I'm jealous of Jess wyling out in the hotel room. I need a day like that in my life. Another funny ass episode.

 

[ML29]

Will Coach be around next season? Him and Cece teaming up was hilarious.

 

[TheNatureBoy]

Will Coach be around next season? Him and Cece teaming up was hilarious.

I think he has a development deal for his own show, if it doesn't get picked up I could see him sticking around next year. Agreed that him and Cece together was good, he was definitely channeling his Brad character from HE.

Schmidt blowing all of his money on Jess' sister and having to move back in

Nick being uncomfortable changing in front of Jess was hilarious.

 

[threattonature]

Hey yo

Winston was killing it all episode, had to pause and post here when he called the guy at the coffee shop a bytch for no reason at all.

I spit up my beer when he called that dude a bytch. It was so out of nowhere. The last two episodes they've absolutely killed it.

 

[satam55]

Linda Cardellini..That woman hardly ages.

Bruh, she was in those 3 episodes. I NEVER looked at her like that on "Freaks & Geeks".

 

[AkaDemiK]

Linda Cardellini..That woman hardly ages.

That bytch is bad as fukk....she looks like the grown up version of jennette mccurdy

 

[TheNatureBoy]

Show has officially been renewed for season 4
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/20...-the-following-and-brooklyn-nine-nine/243062/

 

[TheNatureBoy]

I thought the storyline with Nick being Schmidts lawyer and Winston as his associate was funnier than the stuff with Coach and Jess. Winston making lawyer jokes and handing the guy the baseball card at the end

I'm surprised Jess got Coach a job at her school, I thought he was working as a personal trainer. No wonder they all live in that loft together .

Anytime Cece shows up on screen

 

[Dillah810]

The Courtroom Brown exchange was hilarious

 

[Hades]

The gay dude in the bar stole the show. He was just rifling of one joke after another. When did Winston become such a force? Everything he said was gold. MF'in Courtroom Brown and him not answering when Nick called him "Winston". His jokes in the office were too good.

Jessica getting nailed by two volleyballs and Coach getting a Coach Coach Varsity jacket. Did anyone else notice Winston saying all of the dude's info with no mistakes in the practice deposition?

 

[TheNatureBoy]

Show is back tonight with a new episode.

 

[Hades]

fukking Winston man. That double bytch slap. Beautiful stuff.

That new bish had some titties on her. DAMN.

I'm glad this relationship has ended. I hope the resulting fukkery is worth it.