The nastiest girl you ever fukked with appreciation thread

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100% True story...When I was a young nicca working at McDonald's I had a bad ass co-worker who had a boyfriend. I kept spitting game here and there for a few months until she got weak and let me come through. Chick had the best body I've ever seen in person...she could've legit made 100k a month if Onlyfans was out 15 years ago. Ass was flawless. Petite and thick at the same time. Just perfection.


I come through late night and she comes out. She gets in the whip and we chop it up, start kissing and touching. I'm focused on getting them sweats down because I just want to finally see that bare ass in my face. I recline the passenger seat all the way back, have her lay on her stomach and start sliding them joints down. She had on the VS Pink panties...and I didn't even slide those down...I just went face first into them cheeks.


All I smelled was funky ass crack. Not a light funk...HEAVY ass crack funk. This chick was cute as hell with a GOAT tier body but was not washing her ass properly at all.


So I still hit and my car smelled like ass for what seemed like an eternity.
 

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bytch invited me over to her crib after she told me she was getting out the shower. I walk in and it look like nikkas was standing in the corners of the house it was that many clothes piled up! I walk past her kitchen and it was nothing but a stack up taco bell cups :russ:. Walked i to her bedroom and she didn't bother to clean NOTHING. heels everywhere, taco bell wrappers, dirty ass carpet. I said let me check the bathroom, wigs everywhere, panties everywhere, I looked in the tub, drier than a biscuit from Popeyes, wash rag harder than garage floors! :hhh: I pulled my dikk out and she topped me, she told me to climb in the bed, I lay in the bed and something is poking me, a couple packets of opened mild sauce from taco bell!!:picard:
 

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Mine was fukking this sexy ass thing with the ass hair crumbs (still one of the funniest usernames in SOHH history0. She ain't do the best job wiping so I'm hitting that shyt from the back and seeing little pieces of toilet paper stuck to her ass and the shyt smell just making its way up to my nostrils. The p*ssy was good though lol.
was her name stacy. :heh:
 

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I think i posted about this young lady previously..
She was the one who lived in a basement (accessed by a window) and didnt bathe for days or weeks at a time

her "bed" was a heap of clothes..
Not 100% there was a mattress under it all
And when the light bulb was off.. You heard mice chewing on stuff

And she liked to get naked right away..
So id get naked also
But then I'd feel itchy

So one particular night, right off the bat.. she wants me to fukk her in the ass
So I do.. Then we are sprawled on this mountain of dirty clothes..
I took a 20 minute nap and I wake up to bugs crawling on me:damn:
I'm like, okay, gotta stay awake
I start in on her ,, round 2
but now she wants me to fukk her in the p*ssy

And I remember trying to explain hygiene and infections to her
And that my dikk was still covered in her feces germs
And all she would say is "I know" and "I like it nasty"
So I was like oh well we might create a new disease and I fukked her with my dirty dikk :shaq2:

I remember going home to shower.. Next day I woke up with a random rash on my arm :mjcry:

She was completely nasty :francis:
 

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I think i posted about this young lady previously..
She was the one who lived in a basement (accessed by a window) and didnt bathe for days or weeks at a time

her "bed" was a heap of clothes..
Not 100% there was a mattress under it all
And when the light bulb was off.. You heard mice chewing on stuff

And she liked to get naked right away..
So id get naked also
But then I'd feel itchy

So one particular night, right off the bat.. she wants me to fukk her in the ass
So I do.. Then we are sprawled on this mountain of dirty clothes..
I took a 20 minute nap and I wake up to bugs crawling on me:damn:
I'm like, okay, gotta stay awake
I start in on her ,, round 2
but now she wants me to fukk her in the p*ssy

And I remember trying to explain hygiene and infections to her
And that my dikk was still covered in her feces germs
And all she would say is "I know" and "I like it nasty"
So I was like oh well we might create a new disease and I fukked her with my dirty dikk :shaq2:

I remember going home to shower.. Next day I woke up with a random rash on my arm :mjcry:

She was completely nasty :francis:

nikka you win. You was fukking with a cellar dweller chud bytch!
 

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Mine was fukking this sexy ass thing with the ass hair crumbs (still one of the funniest usernames in SOHH history0. She ain't do the best job wiping so I'm hitting that shyt from the back and seeing little pieces of toilet paper stuck to her ass and the shyt smell just making its way up to my nostrils. The p*ssy was good though lol.

:dead:
 

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Mine was fukking this sexy ass thing with the ass hair crumbs (still one of the funniest usernames in SOHH history0. She ain't do the best job wiping so I'm hitting that shyt from the back and seeing little pieces of toilet paper stuck to her ass and the shyt smell just making its way up to my nostrils. The p*ssy was good though lol.
:russ:
 

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I was over this bytches house a few years back, and after we fukked I rolled over on the bed. I felt something hard on the mattress sheet. When I lifted up the comforter I saw a dark red streak on the sheets. I asked her wtf was that. Bytch turns to me and said that was from her period but it is clean.

:snoop:

I put a towel over it and slept. I was too tired to drive home :russ:.
 

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another one:

this one chick thats my friend (no intention of smashing)i was hanging out with, for reasons beyond my understanding this girl had black sheets.

clearly she been fukking excessively cause there was nothing but cum stains on her bed and she tried to convince me that it was drool :hhh::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:





*CRUSTY CUM STAINS AT THAT,:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
 
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