Instead of staying in a makeshift shelter, she nags him to "man up" and go into the wilderness
She rattles off all these stats but can barely walk
He does EVERYTHING, including saving her ass probably a dozen times
Gets a peck on the cheek at the end
Nah, he sacrifices himself so she can go back to her white man
Modern day Pawgin 2017
Move to TLR please
Jk
Fixed
Now we can move it to TLR...