The moment you know you shared your girl: White knighting your "girlfriend" edition.

[Tupac in a Business Suit]

I am personally...but LOL.



#GMB

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 wins
0 losses


I've messed with lots of women in relationships which is why I would never be in one at all.
I'm talking white trophy wives that want to have their little black man in the bed fantasies.

LOL.

I mean they all have crazy bread but I can't do it man. They have this look about them in their eyes. Its almost....dead... When I go to these events, its like they aren't looking at you as a person. They haven't done that since they were children. They look at you as a thing and in their mind they are calculating have you got something they want and how are they going to get it.

I give the brehs props who can sleep with these women, sober and regularly. I never used to believe in succubus until I started hanging around these old women 1% types. Feel like they will fukk around and suck your soul out of you.


I swear though, it makes me wonder how much ass professional athletes get. I am 6'5 230 and black in NYC so I can only imagine how much ass dudes who play on the Knicks and Nets get from all these married broads.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

thread delivered... fukkery did not disappoint


lil nikkas lucky they didn't catch a rape charge

And you might wanna delete them pictures

 

[全能の神]

My Keiko wouldn't do something like this right?

 

[KravenMorehead™]

You know this shyt was epic when you do a google search of the dudes IG username and google knows what you talkin bout 4 letters in

Google be like "oh you talkinbout this nikka maaaan lemme show you this shyt "

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Date a girl with an instagram account brehs.

This gotta be a parody post
Cuz it's 2016

 

[Londilon]

This gotta be a parody post
Cuz it's 2016

I cant take a girl serious who has a facebook, instagram, or twitter account. I'll allow email because you need it to apply to jobs. Its a bonus if she doesn't have a text plan on her phone and her phonebook has under 100 numbers in it. Also she needs to give me her password to her phone and email.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

One of my sister's friends was married to a churchy dude. He was a good guy who worked at one of the big accounting firms. So the friend, Becky goes to Miami with some of her girls.

One day, I'm hanging out with my sister, some of her other friends, and one of their husband's. And the gossip train starts chugging along...

Turns out Becky met up with a work colleague from London while she was in Miami. Had a nice long weekend. In fact, she was messing with this dude for a while. Whenever he was in town they'd get together.

These ladies were in disgust as they told me and the other dude about how this chick would get wasted and smutted out by this dude, go home to her husband, who would cluelessly prepare a bath for her.

Of course, they didn't tell poor dude what was going on. He eventually found out and they divorced. Becky deleted me and most everyone else from that friend group on social media.

 

[platinum f1a$k]

And you might wanna delete them pictures

why... these are easily accessible public pics and I did not upload them

 

[kevm3]

he should have 'trusted his girl' and everything would have been alright

mane real talk, most of these women be getting it in. That's why I told you if you find that gem, you better get out the game and be cool

 

[Neuromancer]

I cant take a girl serious who has a facebook, instagram, or twitter account. I'll allow email because you need it to apply to jobs. Its a bonus if she doesn't have a text plan on her phone and her phonebook has under 100 numbers in it. Also she needs to give me her password to her phone and email.

Where are you meeting women? You got a time machine or something?

 

[Londilon]

Where are you meeting women? You got a time machine or something?

networking

 

[Neuromancer]

networking

Where exactly? What field are you in that a social media presence doesn't help your brand?

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

why... these are easily accessible public pics and I did not upload them

Underraged girl?

 

[Sauce Dab]

And you might wanna delete them pictures

Why'd he have to delete them? There something you trying to tell us?

 

[Londilon]

Where exactly? What field are you in that a social media presence doesn't help your brand?

Why would I let you know my secrets so you can take over?