The M0therF1cking NARCISSIST

[Art Barr]

They really didn't give this shyt a chance... he was off to a good start with it for those few months, then Vince decides he needs a new Hogan and this MF got patriotic in two weeks time.

By Thanksgiving he's a cornball wishing everyone a happy holiday in a sweater by the fireplace nshyt.

Actually vkm bought bruised fruit at the checkout.
Simlly meaning in perception from poor slow burial know your place boy booking.
Lex never got the win, over a certain someone.
Who would have gave him convincability.
Plus, vkm was too inept to know how to book his next Hogan when he had the principal to do so and when, how to do it.

Lex was a golden boy if you booked it right.
Instead we got more of vince's inept idea about how to create a real draw and star which does not work. Unless it is from a movie franchise that wins Oscars. Or has the actual real protege to flair clique rule playbook, like scsa had to do so.

Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

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I remember a couple years ago at a ppv I was sitting next to this married couple (they both had rings on) white dude and white chick in their 20's.. when randy Orton came out she was literally salivating at the mouth like the lady in that gif.. I was looking at her man like

Stay in better shape than that shytting in your bag roid using phoney.
I would dump a chick if she liked Orton tho.
I don't wife black women who like members of the clique.
shyt is real...


Real talk.


Art Barr


Ol girl the intern had the nerve to say she was a hhh fan boy.
Knew right there, what to do.
Sorry, no black political c00ns will be getting a commitment from me.

 

[Amor fati]

I marked big for that slam he did on yokozuna, damn man he went from looking like this to looking like the crypt keeper.

It's between Lex and Jesse Ventura that look like Crypt Keeper.

 

[DANJ!]

Actually vkm bought bruised fruit at the checkout.
Simlly meaning in perception from poor slow burial know your place boy booking.
Lex never got the win, over a certain someone.
Who would have gave him convincability.
Plus, vkm was too inept to know how to book his next Hogan when he had the principal to do so and when, how to do it.

Lex was a golden boy if you booked it right.
Instead we got more of vince's inept idea about how to create a real draw and star which does not work. Unless it is from a movie franchise that wins Oscars. Or has the actual real protege to flair clique rule playbook, like scsa had to do so.

Art Barr

Lex woulda never been a golden boy anywhere... the only time he seemed he could be was in '88 when he broke away from the Horsemen and challenged Flair.

Is Flair the 'certain someone' you were referring to?

Cause if so, yeah, they sould have had him go over Flair at Starrcade and he would've been made. Especially after the initial match at the Great American Bash when he lost due to blood loss. People really wanted to see him get the belt after that and the rematch at Starrcade woulda been perfect. But then he loses, and that was the last time Luger had the opportunity to be a draw.

 

[WaveMolecules]

GOAT wrestling physique

 

[stro]

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Stay in better shape than that shytting in your bag roid using phoney.
I would dump a chick if she liked Orton tho.
I don't wife black women who like members of the clique.
shyt is real...


Real talk.


Art Barr


Ol girl the intern had the nerve to say she was a hhh fan boy.
Knew right there, what to do.
Sorry, no black political c00ns will be getting a commitment from me.

I could actually believe this dude asks every woman he's about to fukk how she feels about HHH or HBK.

 

[Art Barr]

I could actually believe this dude asks every woman he's about to fukk how she feels about HHH or HBK.

Date black women who oogle over racist white boys breh.

Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

Lex woulda never been a golden boy anywhere... the only time he seemed he could be was in '88 when he broke away from the Horsemen and challenged Flair.

Is Flair the 'certain someone' you were referring to?

Cause if so, yeah, they sould have had him go over Flair at Starrcade and he would've been made. Especially after the initial match at the Great American Bash when he lost due to blood loss. People really wanted to see him get the belt after that and the rematch at Starrcade woulda been perfect. But then he loses, and that was the last time Luger had the opportunity to be a draw.

I expounded on exactly why at the time this never worked and lex caught all the blame erroneously in the people who are buried erroneously thread on luger.
NWA and wcw later were never gonna get the max out of their company as a draw because they never crowned lex the golden boy when he first arrived.
anything after that is why I said he was bruised fruit.
not beating flair early damaged his convincability rivaling Hogan and the NWA. Plus the NWA never recognizing luger was their actual golden goose.
luger was it, and the NWA, and flair fukked it up.
long before Vince came along.
Vince came along and was an idiot too.
so, he could never fix it but he could have rather easily.
instead he fukked it up too.
luger is where you can easily show how Vince and the NWA were completely inept.
realistically, if there were smarter individuals around at this time.
who simply just did the simple things with luger following a similar but mor le athletic finish than hulk/sheik. You would have had luger as the guy.

it is as simple as that with luger.
instead we got goof tard over thinking and nuffin but inept disconnect and no glory year stories of lore about luger.
when we very easily should be mentioning luger atop Olympus.
instead of blaming him for his burial to the death of Liz erroneously.

luger is kinda the victim in the discussion of his career.


art barr

 

[R=G]

Lol

 

[The Great One]

Great gimmick.

I remember a ton of people shytted on it at the time.

 

[Breh Obama]

Up a year old irrelevant thread just to comment "Lol" like a fukking retarded jackass brehs...

 

[FRIED MASON]

Up a year old irrelevant thread just to comment "Lol" like a fukking retarded jackass brehs...

Lol

 

[R=G]

Up a year old irrelevant thread just to comment "Lol" like a fukking retarded jackass brehs...

Imagine a mother shytting out this guy so he could cry on the internet 40 yrs later...lol

 

[Kimo_bud]

I remember back in the day Luger was on a dating show

 

[hazardous]

This and "The Total Package" run in late 99 were the best uses of Lex.