Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Pazzy]

The conflicts of my lower self willing to drive out my way for weed and chicken far as fukk and just keeping my ass in place and enjoying the weed i already have. fukk that greed shyt but that food and weed is real enticing. i'll pass but that Iower self is calling

Not gonna lie. Right after i wrote this, something went down with family that pissed me off so I gave in, damnit... couldnt resist the nice weather outside so i drove my ass around and got... that weed and was going to get that chicken but they were closed. Got me some other grub instead for tomorrow..im celebrating tomorrow all right. Happy 420 folks.

Im addicted to weed and driving on the road. I need to save my money for traveling and bills. I need to fly to another city but truth be told, i need to figure out how to keep my ears from being blocked when the plane lands. shyt really hurts my ears and messes my sinuses up. Covid had me vaping everyday thinking it was going to keep me immune from that shyt.

Funny thing that i feel like im interacting with the child i was when i travel. As a kid, i used to look at maps, books of different cities and mountain ranges. I used to really annoy the shyt out of my father for us drive over the williamsburg bridge because i couldnt drive or a city like trenton, nj which i found out was ghetto as fukk back in the late 90s. Now that i can drive and travel as a grown up. You already know... im just really realizing that ive always been like this.

 

[Pazzy]

 

[Yinny]

I joined the “Photoshop That” group on Facebook, it’s hilarious

Let me brush off my skills and do some requests

 

[Yinny]

BD crashing out over us not being together, he tries to spaz over dumb shyt and wants to be the main character so bad.

Every opportunity he gets he says “You’re a single mom now” or “We not together”-he would alternate between begging for his family and “threatening” me with being a sm as I was ending things. Instead of you know, actually doing things that show he cares about more than chasing and fukking bytches.

I’m aware that would be the result when I broke up with you I was miserable fr

 

[Kasgoinjail]

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Courtesy

 

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Bluesky

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bencollins.bsky.social
Honestly, me too.

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‪unraveled‬ ‪@unraveledpress.com‬
An important message.

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notmine20172025.bsky.social
There were so many great signs. This one was new to me. Quite appropriate for the times we're in.

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dawsgetspolitical.bsky.social
Made me think of another sign: "This Episode of Black Mirror Sucks!"

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amybecker.bsky.social
I mean, what kind of headlines can y’all come up with now that are more outrageous than what’s actually going on?

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glamtones.bsky.social
It feels like The Emperor Has No Clothes

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zuzu447.bsky.social
Me three.

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donna6867.bsky.social
Really

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hopefulhuman.bsky.social


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undeadminotaur.bsky.social
You keep protesting and protesting, but whom to? To a facist dictator who will only ignore you? You need to up the game.

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gentleplodding.bsky.social
No fascist regime so far has withstood peaceful enduring protest by over 3.5% of the population, and peaceful protest has ended more fascist regimes than violent. Them's the statistics.

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nocloudcover.bsky.social
Trump saw how we swallowed the Biden administration's nonsense that they 'believe in science with a small s'

while draining the SPR and allowing shale fracking at record levels. Biden's Drill Baby Drill "green" policy

so why not shovel it in ?

why not? ?

photo: the Energy Transition. done.

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contavius.bsky.social
ok that made me snort out loud....lol lol

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vintageviv.bsky.social


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wowlock.bsky.social
You should get royalties from REALITY at this point.

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vashlana.bsky.social
That's a gooooood one

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delanithefirst.bsky.social
You are welcome to share

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raynecloud33.bsky.social


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cosmickarma.bsky.social
Yes, but not to say I love me The Onion

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fallkhar.bsky.social
Onion used to be satire, now it might as well be a forecast

20/35
lizalou06.bsky.social
More accurate than MSM

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demipal.bsky.social
Same.

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detroit1948.bsky.social
Democracy Wins!

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alwinte.bsky.social
Every layer makes you cry

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saltzman.bsky.social
I want to stop living in an onion article so I can start living in an onion article

Winner Didn't Even Know It Was Pie-Eating Contest

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angel--guerrero.bsky.social
Many people have bought this, grab yours before it’s out of stock! - www.mybabys.shop/products/505...

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sinfulg0th.bsky.social
It’s honestly hard to tell the difference anymore. And it’s not funny, it’s scary and sad.

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qfoxb.dev
How many articles have yall had to scrap because they actually happened?

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rickluvsmarty.bsky.social
The Onion used a photo of me.
They used to be published in Madison, where they began

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prehbine.bsky.social


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doubleyakappa.bsky.social
Same...

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benmhz.bsky.social
We used to laugh when people cited the Onion as a news source. Now we wish it was.

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dontinnovate.bsky.social
Satire needs a straight reality

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jc-allen.bsky.social
That's too boring. I'd prefer a bisexual reality so we have more options.

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jessereed78.bsky.social


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[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I DON’T WANT TO GO TO ANY OF THIS EASTER NONSENSE WITH MY FAMILY. IT’S BETTER THAN HAVING TO TO DEAL WITH MY IN LAWS, BUT MY MOM ANNOYS THE FUKK OUT OF ME, AND MAKES SLICK COMMENTS.

 

[The BasedFather]

Life’s a movie and I’m a priceless picture