Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Ol’Otis]

Ima hire a full time escort

When I get rich

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Lifestyle skyn’s is my shyt


But these Trojan bareskin RAW commercials that’s been playing all night on adult swim got me intrigued

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Now I want a chick fil a chicken biscuit but it's Sunday

 

[Ol’Otis]

Katt Willams was right Lil Rel isn’t funny

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I'd defy
Anyone that claimed that I
Didn't controooOoOol
Whatever moved in my soul

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Whole thread got me in tears

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[Ol’Otis]

Twitter is full of miserable people

I see why they’re single

 

[Ol’Otis]

Anita sings like she got mashed potatoes in her mouth

You’re an a$$hole