Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I've been on an unintentional smilie collecting spree today lmao.

 

[iBrowse]

I've been trying to pinpoint why I've been feeling off and I honestly think its because I haven't had sex since March (head in April). Lot of pent up stress and working out isn't the right kind of catharsis.

Maybe a vacation is needed.

 

[The M.I.C.]

Daughter straight up snatched my glasses off my face and snapped them shyts.


Jokes on you, pops stays prepared for you vandals with three extra pairs.

 

[iBrowse]

Kim and Kanye really named their child "Psalm West"

I'm surprised you're surprised lispy

 

[Token]

I'm surprised you're surprised lispy

Lispy...

You finally did it. You broke my heart.

 

[iBrowse]

Lispy...

You finally did it. You broke my heart.

I'm sorry

 

[Token]

I'm sorry

It's too late. I'm packing my lishp and leaving.

 

[iBrowse]

It's too late. I'm packing my lishp and leaving.

Nah man hold on
:killme:

 

[Token]

Nah man hold on
:killme:

Ok

 

[iBrowse]

@Token

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

All these open tables in the break room, and you want to sit at the one I'm at, punk ass bytch

 

[Ol’Otis]

Oh my god

 

[Unknown Poster]

Just bought a bluetooth speaker for 13 bucks at Ross that connects and charges but doesnt even make a sound...

 

[lightbearerchef]

@Bodie's Durag aye you saw tha white biker breh who head got swiped smoove off his shoulders on hwy 4 today?

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I have to teach my son proper phone etiquette.

He was on the phone with his cousin for like an hour while they played the game together. I called him for dinner and he straight up said, “I gotta go eat!” **CLICK***

He didn’t even give his cousin a chance to respond, no I’ll call you back, nothing....