Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Woman of god]

lol naw you were right. I learned to cook breakfast while working different jobs. They like fancy breakfast foods. You ever eaten a sausage, egg, and cream cheese bagel?

That shyt is fire and idiot proof. A Swedish kid taught me how to make that.

Most people are not putting hours into making breakfast. I don't make food, my dear, I make love with these hands and this imagination.

Food is preference I think. I like my bacon cooked until there's no visible fat. Some like their bacon under-cooked. I refuse to eat under-cooked eggs. Some people don't even know what under-cooked eggs look like.

The typical American breakfast is idiot proof, you're right. But if you choose to level up your breakfast I suggest stuffing shyt with shyt. Stuffed pancakes are fire. Try chocolate, bacon, & blueberry stuffed pancakes served with a strawberry butter reduction. Roasted tomato cheesy polenta is easy and different. Polenta is basically grits.

Fruit salad is hella boring but simple to dress up. A fruit salad usually has pears, apples, melons, & grapes. Bake, spice, and add sugar to the pears and apples. Hollow out the apples after they've been baked and serve the melons and grapes inside the apple. Garnish with powdered sugar and mint.

Left over penne or orzo pasta make a great breakfast. Steam your pasta back to life. Cook bacon. Fry eggs in bacon grease how-ever you like. Mix it together with roasted spiced tomatoes and you've got a fancy simple breakfast.

Thanks for the suggestions. None of that stuff sounds like it will take 15 min or less which is about how much time I will have in the morning. Maybe will try it for the weekends

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Thanks for the suggestions. None of that stuff sounds like it will take 15 min or less which is about how much time I will have in the morning. Maybe will try it for the weekends

Damn. That can't be life. It should be illegal for anyone to have less than 45 minutes to prepare a meal. That's fukked up. I understand why people eat cereal now. 15 minutes isn't enough time to eat a meal, let alone prepare a proper meal. When you're on your own time get a spa treatment and have a decadent french breakfast. You deserve it.

 

[Prynce]

@Kaguya & @Prynce
black love

she like a lil sister breh
It aint nothing like that frfr

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

Seems like all her music is about being a side chick, in one song she's proud the in the next she says that she's so lonely she forgets what she's worth. Saying shyt like I'm sorry I'm not more attractive. Wtf

Promiscuous women trend towards emotional instability and....

I've been streaming this SZA album all morning and I can't believe y'all nikkas was in here praising this hoe-babble, side-chick ass album.
@Dip @Yusuke @TheLostOnes

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Could you imagine if all the members of your harem acted like this, get a hold of yourself

Spoiler

I find the poetic justice hilarious though. :mjlqtm:

Took the Pottermore quiz. I'm a Hufflepuff I can live with it

I got Slytherin.

 

[SuperGrizzy]

The Game is a pedophile... I'm done with life

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Mojo byke...again

:jbdreadsgang:

 

[Woman of god]

Damn. That can't be life. It should be illegal for anyone to have less than 45 minutes to prepare a meal. That's fukked up. I understand why people eat cereal now. 15 minutes isn't enough time to eat a meal, let alone prepare a proper meal. When you're on your own time get a spa treatment and have a decadent french breakfast. You deserve it.

thank you. I have class starting at 9 a.m. I guess I could wake up an hour earlier but I kind of don't want to do that either

 

[SuperGrizzy]

she like a lil sister breh
It aint nothing like that frfr

alright doggie

 

[CinnaSlim]

@Mojo Jojo Morpheus Im also a Slytherin

 

[Prynce]

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

thank you. I have class starting at 9 a.m. I guess I could wake up an hour earlier but I kind of don't want to do that either

Date a chef or cook. He won't make hella money but he will feed you well. He'll be passionate too. Yousasmartasswoman, an artsy type of guy with professional goals would go well with you I think.

 

[SuperGrizzy]

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Be a grown man sleeping on an air mattress [

 

[Aphrodite]

@Critical Distance

 

[patscorpio]

nothing like smoking a cigar and drinking a glass of henny white to relax

 

[SuperGrizzy]

@Prima Donna