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Just heard at least 5-6 shots 
Stay safe breh.Just heard at least 5-6 shots
Black men we need to do better, as a,collective.
I want chipotle.
I posted this in the quick gems thread instead of here -_-
I posted this in the quick gems thread instead of here -_-
Mojo Jojo Morpheus
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Nah, breh.This college life is awkward
I feel weird trying to interject in established circles. I over exaggerate how unattractive I think I am, like that's the reason I've been trying to lose weight for so long, thinking that cures my problems. But like @Prima Donna said, not much would really change. Mayne a couple compliments but thats it.
Transforming your body is legit.
I was in college, skinny my whole life.
I got real sick with a stomach virus my Summer at home, when I came back Sophomore year......
Even my friends clowned me:
Them: "Damn Mo! You were skinny before but now you look like one of them kids out the "Feed the children" commercials!
"The whole clique breaks out in raucous laughter.
Me: "Mayne, fukk y'all nikkas! I told y'all I had a stomach virus and could only drink soup for 2 weeks. I coulda died but it's a joke to y'all.
"Them: "But you fine now, right? With your Starvin' Marvin looking ass.
"The clique busts out laughing again.
Me: "
"Smartass: "Ayo, somebody get this nikka a Snickers before he falls out. "
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Fast forward 6 months.
Campus gym is free so I been hitting it regularly with 2 of my homies tryna walk onto to the basketball team.
Lifting heavy, eating like 2 meals at dinner: the entree & a salad for dessert, running the track 2 a week with the boys.
By the end of the year I had transformed my body.
At some random house party.
Chick I haven't seen since Freshman: "Hol up. Mo is that you?
"Me: "In the flesh."
Runs up and gives me a tight hug.
Ol' girl: "Now let me get a good look at you.
Have you been working out?"
Me: "Nah, this my freshman 15"
Ol' girl: "Don't lie to me boy!
"Me: "
"Ol' girl: "You look good.
I'm leaving but hit me up on Facebook or something. We should catch up!" Leaves after another tight hug.
Girlfriend comes back with our drinks.
GF: "
"Me: "What?
"GF: "I saw that nikka.
"Me: "She's just a friend from Freshman that wanted to catch up.
"GF: "Ever since you been in that lil' gym you've been feeling yourself.
Wearing vee necks and shyt!
"Me: "
..................But you bought me this shirt.
You said my style was too boring.
I guess it's more exciting now.
"GF: "Whatever nikka. Let's go."
Me on the inside:
And there were SEVERAL other instances just like that of women getting flirty, squeezing my arm, getting closer than necessary.
shyt boosted my confidence to the nth power.
I guarantee, when you like the way you look, it will improve the way you feel about yourself.
And that will give you a super boost in confidence....at least with girls.
Even besides all that, the feeling of setting your goal, working towards it, feeling the progress week-by-week and month-by-month, that feeling is legendary.
Just ask @MegaBlazioThron if you think I'm all
Mojo Jojo Morpheus
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Too many chiefs, not enough indiansBlack men we need to do better, as a, collective.
No. I've had microwave burritos that taste better.
@MegaBlazioThronNah, breh.
Transforming your body is legit.
I was in college, skinny my whole life.
I got real sick with a stomach virus my Summer at home, when I came back Sophomore year......
Even my friends clowned me:
Them: "Damn Mo! You were skinny before but now you look like one of them kids out the "Feed the children" commercials!
The whole clique breaks out in raucous laughter.
Me: "Mayne, fukk y'all nikkas! I told y'all I had a stomach virus and could only drink soup for 2 weeks. I coulda died but it's a joke to y'all.
Them: "But you fine now, right? With your Starvin' Marvin looking ass.
The clique busts out laughing again.
Me: "
Smartass: "Ayo, somebody get this nikka a Snickers before he falls out. "
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Fast forward 6 months.
Campus gym is free so I been hitting it regularly with 2 of my homies tryna walk onto to the basketball team.
Lifting heavy, eating like 2 meals at dinner: the entree & a salad for dessert, running the track 2 a week with the boys.
By the end of the year I had transformed my body.
At some random house party.
Chick I haven't seen since Freshman: "Hol up. Mo is that you?
Me: "In the flesh."
Runs up and gives me a tight hug.
Ol' girl: "Now let me get a good look at you.
Have you been working out?"
Me: "Nah, this my freshman 15"
Ol' girl: "Don't lie to me boy!
Me: "
Ol' girl: "You look good.
I'm leaving but hit me up on Facebook or something. We should catch up!" Leaves after another tight hug.
Girlfriend comes back with our drinks.
GF: "
Me: "What?
GF: "I saw that nikka.
Me: "She's just a friend from Freshman that wanted to catch up.
GF: "Ever since you been in that lil' gym you've been feeling yourself.
Wearing vee necks and shyt!
Me: "
You said my style was too boring.
I guess it's more exciting now.
GF: "Whatever nikka. Let's go."
Me on the inside:
And there were SEVERAL other instances just like that of women getting flirty, squeezing my arm, getting closer than necessary.
shyt boosted my confidence to the nth power.
I guarantee, when you like the way you look, it will improve the way you feel about yourself.
And that will give you a super boost in confidence....at least with girls.
Even besides all that, the feeling of setting your goal, working towards it, feeling the progress week-by-week and month-by-month, that feeling is legendary.
Just ask @MegaBlazioThron if you think I'm all
Any tales?
My biggest problem is food.
Not really, its basic.
Yea.
