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I think the worst part about living with my born again Christian cousin isn't his preaching, but his corny ass jokes. He has to make a joke out of everything, and they're all so corny and forced. If you're gonna be corny, at least be naturally corny.

He here talking bout "There's a misconception when it comes to Christians. People think we take ourselves too seriously, and all we do is read the bible. I'm tryna change that perception. I wanna show people you can be a Christian and worship God, and still joke around and have fun"

:mindblown: where the hell is he getting this shyt from, I don't think I know anybody who actually thinks that about Christians :what:
:usure:Alot of people think that about Christians they think anyone real religious is overly hardcore wit it and not laid back plenty atheist nikkas on here say that, you even low key said it yourself by mentionin your born again cousin be preachin. And if his jokes are corny and forced maybe he is naturally corny especially given the fact he a Christian.
 

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When a grown man finally admits to another grown man he's afraid of confrontation and would rather just hide behind the safety of internet. Just seen that sad shyt. Got his hoe card pulled with the quickness.:laff:
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@Stack Money The day your moms birthed you, that bum bytch had to be proud looking at your tiny infant face. :banderas:

Because the painstaking creation of the perfect bytch ass nikka masterpiece is worthy of astonishment, just because it's not every day a perfect concoction of bytch nikka traits combined with an IQ on the brink of mental retardation along with a household environment suffering from a masculinity deficit, comes to together to create a complete blight upon our society and the weakest excuse of a human being who was actually brought home, instead of rightfully cast off a cliff with contempt and utter disgust.
 

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@BlackPearl The Empress had no problem making a thread confirming her 60% African ancestry. :ufdup:
That's because despite our jokes toward @barelyBlackPearlThe Empress ..ahem..*clears throat*.. @BlackPearl The Empress, she really came through with the results and showed she's a card carrying member of AA Gang.:salute:

Nah but seriously like many of us here who rep any place of the African diaspora, BlackPearl's genetic make up predominantly consist of rich African ancestry.


@Prima Donna on the other hand is a multiracial messican and european self-proclaimed "extotique" and lacks the rich, beautiful, glorious abundance of African ancestry that BlackPearl and those of us here who rep various countries and ethnic groups in the African Diaspora have flowing through our veins:blessed:.
 

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When a grown man finally admits to another grown man he's afraid of confrontation and would rather just hide behind the safety of internet. Just seen that sad shyt. Got his hoe card pulled with the quickness.:laff:
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@Stack Money The day your moms birthed you, that bum bytch had to be proud looking at your tiny infant face. :banderas:

Because the painstaking creation of the perfect bytch ass nikka masterpiece is worthy of astonishment, just because it's not every day a perfect concoction of bytch nikka traits combined with an IQ on the brink of mental retardation along with a household environment suffering from a masculinity deficit, comes to together to create a complete blight upon our society and the weakest excuse of a human being who was actually brought home, instead of rightfully cast off a cliff with contempt and utter disgust.
When a grown man catches so much feelins over a vote on a poll that he tries to spin another grown man not bettin him as bein afraid of confrontation:mjlol: you the one that admitted you were hidin behind the safety of the internet sayin you were done talkin cause all you were doin was arguin on a computer yet you're STILL postin showin how mad you are.:umad: You tryna use the tactic of "MAKE A BAN BET WITH ME OR I'LL SAY YOUR HOE CARD GOT PULLED!" in a desperate attempt to get me to make a bet so you can do like that other cac and have your black friend pretend to be you in order to get me banned:michaeljordanlaugh: I got you so furious you want me banned at all costs but it ain't happenin cac I don't fall for that bullshyt unlike you I don't care about my e-rep cause I have a life and am secure in my real life identity.

Your punk ass is the one afraid of confrontation which is why you play games on message boards braggin about havin boyfriends in high places:unclecharlesdead: I ain't forgot how you first came at me talkin that "I run these e-streets" shyt like this was the hood and you were gonna have me gunned down by gettin me banned:pachaha:now all the sudden you tryna switch up and act like you a real nikka. fukk outta here I pulled your hoe card long ago cac if we were in person I'd have your effeminate fakkit ass terrified, :russ:@ you spreadin your period blood all over the thread I got you mad as shyt you lashin out wit those long diatribes comin up wit elaborate insults showin how pissed you are.:mspaintcamumad: Whenever someone launches into a rant like that it's a textbook sign they caught a ridiculous amount of feelins, you tryin everythin from dissin my moms to makin "you're so beneath me you feeble child" type statements hopin I get as enraged as you are.:heh:

It prolly took your autistic remedial ass hours to think up those insults which is why you responded hours later, the fact you said all of that arrogant condescendin cac shyt just proves you ain't black cause only a suburban cac would post that bullshyt I've seen plenty white boys online get upset and make replies like you just did so thanks for further exposin yourself cac.:cacjordan: I got you so out of character you went from your hood nikka persona to slippin up and revealin your real bytchmade white self, no wonder you can't be a man of your word and stop goin back and forth after sayin you were done you got so much bytch in your blood you might as well be transgender.:dame:

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This is too easy, you're typing all that and yet multiple people still forced you to admit you're got exposed for trolling a black women thread with multiple accounts cac.:laff:


Man y'all look at this disgraceful shyt:

I didn't get exposed by anyone Barnett (who's prolly your alias) merged that other account cause he caught feelins like you did, dude abuses his mod powers like he did in here tryna ban me from the thread.

I didn't get exposed by anyone Barnett (who's prolly your alias) merged that other account cause he caught feelins like you did, dude abuses his mod powers like he did in here tryna ban me from the thread.


I didn't get exposed by anyone Barnett (who's prolly your alias) merged that other account cause he caught feelins like you did, dude abuses his mod powers like he did in here tryna ban me from the thread.

I got this weak fakkit typing essays in here, scared to swap addresses for real life beef, accusing me of being the mod who banned his multiple accounts, and while trying to defend himself to stop the blood leaking like...
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Can y'all nikkas take y'all "fight" elsewhere
I tried to but he wants to keep it here on the coli for some reason.:yeshrug:

I even told him don't @ me or quote me unless he's about that action
. He just loves quoting me with walls of text and accusing me of being the mods who exposed him and banned him in the first place.:russ:
 
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