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I still don't understand that line
I love thick women cause my aunt, she rode equestrian
I used to go to the stables and get them kids to bet me
And I would always ride the stallions whenever she let me
I'm joking, I mean that thing is poking
I mean you kinda like that girl that's in the US Open
I mean I got this hidden agenda that you provoking
I got bath water that you can soak in, things I could do with lotion
How you land flat on your face
Mojo Jojo Morpheus
Dap Distributor
For some strange reason, his aunt being into horse riding is what spawned his love of thick women.
It's probably a lie for the sake of the allusion he's making to thick women having shapely hindquarters like race horses.
But then again, that rich muthaphucka probably was horse riding through the country club as a kid so....
Do folks know that stallions are maleFor some strange reason, his aunt being into horse riding is what spawned his love of thick women.
It's probably a lie for the sake of the allusion he's making to thick women having shapely hindquarters like race horses.
But then again, that rich muthaphucka probably was horse riding through the country club as a kid so....
Mojo Jojo Morpheus
Dap Distributor
Yeah, that's the other part that had me goDo folks know that stallions are male
But I think nikkas just use "stallion" because the majority of race horses are male & that's what they hear being discussed.
So it stems from a misapprehension of race horses as a class of horse known as "stallion" instead of the truth which is just a gender identifier for the animal.
Short Answer: NO these mofos don't know shyt. It just sounds good.
VFib
All Star
I still haven't decided which dress I'm wearing this weekend. 
Rockstar Mom
PhatGurlSwag
I hate when people push other people on me. Especially when they know I'm anti social
My bestfriend has a new boo. We were supposed to go see Wonder Woman this weekend and now she wants him to come. Talking about " This would be a great way for y'all to meet each other."
No........no it won't
And why would I want to be a 3rd wheel?
My other friend keeps wanting me to meet up with some other chick. Talking about so we can all be close and be friends since we'll be in her wedding.
Stop trying to force me to be friends with people
My bestfriend has a new boo. We were supposed to go see Wonder Woman this weekend and now she wants him to come. Talking about " This would be a great way for y'all to meet each other."
No........no it won't
And why would I want to be a 3rd wheel?My other friend keeps wanting me to meet up with some other chick. Talking about so we can all be close and be friends since we'll be in her wedding.
Stop trying to force me to be friends with people
Rockstar Mom
PhatGurlSwag
This is why I hate being antisocial at times. Everybody seems to think they have to MAKE you interact with others.
I literally have 4 friends and I'm great with that. When I'm not with one of them or my man, I'm happy chilling by myself and watching law and order reruns.
I literally have 4 friends and I'm great with that. When I'm not with one of them or my man, I'm happy chilling by myself and watching law and order reruns.
Apollo Kid
Veteran
I'll help you decideI still haven't decided which dress I'm wearing this weekend.
