Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[DrunkerThanAMotherfucker]

My GF has been coming down hard on my brother lately. Calling him lazy, unthankful, and other shyt. Basically working around calling him a piece of shyt.

Had to tell her to fall back on that pretty harshly. Just because I'm hard on him doesn't give her the right to. She was livid.

Is what it is. Fall back.

 

[Princess Coco]

The way my mom is liquour blocking me right now
...let me drink tequila and be happy

 

[86\*/98]

My mother looks just like Holly Robinson Pete. I'm negging anyone lusting after her.

 

[Aphrodite]

It's official. I'm the ugly friend.

No.

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

my yearly existential crisis inducer aka birthday is tomorrow

don't fret young stunna,the magic Lugz will get you where you need to go:

Fidduck It,Tis My Birthday/Soular Return in a couple of dayze..gothboicliquebrazenshyt

 

[Dwolf]

Lol I know u don't like me. I was referring to mega

I wouldn't say all that. I just like messing with people

 

[Princess Coco]

Whenever I try to put my mom on snap the flower crown won't go on her head. She said it's bc she a high priestess and can't be photographed

 

[marcuz]

It's official. I'm the ugly friend.

 

[Prynce]

I hate when people lie to me and mislead me with false promises

Don't say shyt you don't mean to me frfr

 

[Tombstone]

Got some fashion folk interested for a new type of fashion brand I been planning out. Its a dark type.



We makin moves out chea.


(ion even wanna work anymore fukk 12-18 hour days I miss bartending and partying god damn)

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

If you gonna rob someone just rob em. People taking life for no reason out here.

It's official. I'm the ugly friend.

 

[Lo-Co]

It's official. I'm the ugly friend.

 

[Nature's Fury]

if you ask me to do something for you and i sigh and say "alright, give me 30 minutes," and come thru 35 minutes later, why the fukk i gotta wait 10 minutes for you to get ready???

 

[Aphrodite]

Yess

 

[Aphrodite]

Me and Jennifer Lopez (&Rihanna, Naomi Campbell & Aaliyah) have the same Lilith (Black moon).