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Mojo Jojo Morpheus

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I charge $200 per minute for dikk performance reviews, I also require an std check to be completed within 72 hours, a full body shot, and a $500 security deposit up front. You can PayPal me the $500 to be considered...
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Girl, if anything you should be paying me.

My D should be classified a Schedule I narcotic by the DEA for the number of girls I've left fiending :smugdraper:
 

Kokoro

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Sexy Russian girl from Kazakhstan went to bed. 10 hour time difference

Thats a long time to wait to talk again :(
 

Tenchi Ryu

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So you wouldn't mind if I charge 500 bones for you to see my body right?
I mean it's worth after all. :mjgrin:

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Excellent switchup
 

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Now hold on, since I could be a potential business partner let's rethink this. :jbhmm:

@LailaMeroƫ do you accept payment plans? :jbhmm:

Nope. I got bills to pay, I need my money upfront. I'm being very generous with my price, I live in Nebraska, there's plenty of old cacs that would be willing to pay more, including Warren Buffett. So if you coli nikkas don't won't me to join #teambedwench then you better start saving...
 
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