Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[The Mad Titan]

I don't want any of you to ever truly know what's going on. That's the catch.

 

[The Mad Titan]

*random thought*

@Queen of the Dead is so sexy

 

[levitate]

*random thought*

@Queen of the Dead is so sexy

Fall in love with death, brehs.

(The Sex is probably mind-blowing though...)

 

[Amy Traphouse]

I worked so hard to pay this balance down on my car so I can pay it off early that the thought of car shopping and starting over has me anxious as fukk

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

Well damn you going hard in the paint kinda early don't you think?

Public Service Announcement.
Think it through, it's what she wants.

I'm just uplifting our beautiful, Black beloveds.

#bBb

The only way to truly get to the bottom this is if copious amounts of intimate pics are PMed to me for analysis.

Enjoy the dikk pics

Excuse me?

I don't want any of you to ever truly know what's going on. That's the point.

Which is why you're marcuz from now on.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Why would I, even as marcus, send dikk pics to another man

I wouldn't even send regular ass pics of myself to any of you

 

[Buckeye Fever]

 

[K.Dot]

I'm a rare breed. These nikkas own parents don't even show the kind of love and support I do.

I've put my nikkas on to so much shyt, gave them so many opportunities, gave them a whole blueprint to model they self after and I Know that they wouldn't be about shyt and would have made so many mistakes in life if it wasn't for me.

I'm literally the most influential figure in they life period.

They take after me more than they own mother and father. I'm literally molding nikkas. I'm literally fathering nikkas. Just now starting to realize how helpful I can be and how privileged nikkas are to have me around them. Yooooo, my whole perspective just changed. Being friends with me and having my support should be considered a privilege at this point.

 

[ill_will82]

Public Service Announcement.
Think it through, it's what she wants.

:jiggaman: I'm not going anywhere near the drama I already made appropriate adjustments.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

People that don't got anything to do with anything wanting to dissociate themselves from "drama" but still manage to include their two cents

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

Why would I, even as marcus, send dikk pics to another man

I wouldn't even send regular ass pics of myself to any of you

 

[Critical Distance]

 

[Kokoro]

I had a foreplay dream instead of a sex dream last night, I'm heated

It was this sexy Turkish girl I met last year. Dark hair. Pretty brown eyes. Phat booty with thick hamhock thighs. Y'all get the idea

Anywho, she popped up in my dreams randomly. We made out, I licked her everywhere but then that was it. Dream cut off like a movie

I'm still pissed

 

[Kokoro]

Hold on, wait...what?

"Her" profile says male

That's marcuz

 

[levitate]

Looks kinda young in the face...