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Mojo Jojo Morpheus

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yeah you'd fit better with a short woman.
I don't mind tall women.
Taller, shorter idgaf.
Do the ass jiggle like Aunt Deborah's molded jello she brings to every cookout?
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That's what matters to me.........amongst other things.



But it seems there's some intense heightism going on with y'all womenfolk :mjpls:
Hate to get with a tall woman, then come home to find her in bed with her 6'7" "family friend" :mjpls:
 

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I don't mind tall women.
Taller, shorter idgaf.
Do the ass jiggle like Aunt Deborah's molded jello she brings to every cookout?
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That's what matters to me.........amongst other things.



But it seems there's some intense heightism going on with y'all womenfolk :mjpls:
Hate to get with a tall woman, then come home to find her in bed with her 6'7" "family friend" :mjpls:
Lol I don't cheat.
I don't mind short guys.
 

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I'm just emotional and sensitive from time to time. And honestly nobody ever sees it IRL

Y'all legit do shyt that have me like :gucci:
It's like a nikka can't do anything right for y'all even when he tries lol

Got me like :dahell:
Lol :hubie:
 

Mojo Jojo Morpheus

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Lol I don't cheat.
Glad to hear it, babe.
As is well-known, and several of the other posters will attest to this fact, us Black men don't cheat either.

I don't mind short guys.
Really? :usure:
Because the only distinguishing feature you mentioned about your momma's fine friend was his height. :mjpls:
Which I guess you were able to deduce just by looking at him in the doorway?? :picard:
 

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Glad to hear it, babe.
As is well-known, and several of the other posters will attest to this fact, us Black men don't cheat either.


Really? :usure:
Because the only distinguishing feature you mentioned about your momma's fine friend was his height. :mjpls:
Which I guess you were able to deduce just by looking at him in the doorway?? :picard:
I said that because I'm wearing heels and he still towered me.
I don't view men as 'less than' for being short or skinny/small.
I find a lot of short/small guys attractive.
 

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My first boyfriend who broke my heart was 5 ft 7 (if that). @Mojo Jojo Morpheus and he is still fine. He's a trainer at a gym. I didn't care about his height. I liked his presentation.
 
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