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SeveroDrgnfli

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Breh I have girls on robot. Lmao, I don't understand it!

Shout out to all the bad bytches I dated as a young man. They gave me the tools to master normal and nice girls.

I try to give my game to the youth but they think it's corny. They think that until they see what women will do for me.

I got teased today because I wear tight pants and shirts half buttoned up. I was walking into work and my shirt blew all the way open because I only buttoned one button.

It pretty much blew off my body. I wasn't tripping, anyway, I look around to make sure no kids are around, and I notice every girl is giving me the eye whether their man is with them or not.

My little homies kept telling me about all the girls I could fukk now. I told them it's not about that and that's why I can.

I'm thinking of dating this chick. She's almost 40. She's fine. She's super chill. She kept resting her head on my chest today and she gave me a back rub.

She saw me baby oiled up while I was working out around the lake and she's been throwing it pretty hard lately. We've been flirting for like a year.

She's a counselor for children in the hood. I love girls like that. They're considerate and they listen when people speak.

I'm seriously considering hiring a trainer to get me back in competitive shape. I'm so close. I only gained 13 lbs from my comp weight. I've stayed conditioned.

If I lose 13lbs I'll be perfect again. I can still jump hella high. I can still jump over a recycle bin. I think I could jump higher than I could at my comp weight. My legs are stronger now.

I could choke someone to death with one leg just by flexing my thighs. I don't think many 28yo men outside of real athletes can fukk with my athleticism.

I want to jump in a pick up game at a players' private gym and see if I still got it. I feel like I could fukk some in-door style up. The field is shorter and the game is faster. That's my style.

Run and gun!

Somebody recognized me from one of my games. That shyt was tight because it confirmed what I've been saying for years.

I was kind of a big deal for a minute. That makes being a civilian hella hard. My buddy who played D2 ball and I were talking about that today.

I miss being a jock, fortunately I'll always be athletic. My kids will be blessed with genetic gifts. Lucky them.
 

TheLostOnes

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Btw @Meh @Prynce @TheLostOnes I have a blog dedicated to dark skinned men that I will be bringing back. If yall wanna be featured on there, I'll post you. It has over 90K followers. I'll include yall tumblrs and instagram links if you want too. Let me know.
:picard: I don't know if I'm ready to for my ugly mug to be put up like that :hamster:
 

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Allergies fukking with me since last night (that' my fault :francis:). Still feel like shyt, gonna be hot too. Not for any bullshyt today
 

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