Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

You wack, you twisted...ya girl's a hoe

You broke, the kid ain't yours and everybody know

Ya old man say you stupid, you be like so?

I love my baby motha, I'll never let her go

 

[Aphrodite]

Just got done doing a leg and glutes workouts with free weights for an hour and a half, WHILE sneezing and having HEAVY allergies. What'd y'all lazy hoes do in the past hour? Talk on TC?

Bounce my ass and gyrate to dancehall music.

 

[Kokoro]

WHILE sneezing and having HEAVY allergies

How did you survive

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
so how the fukk am I supposed
to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the p*ssy's mines, I'ma fukk a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it

 

[Prynce]

I found out who my real friends were. The people who really care about me and how I'm doing. That matters so much to me.

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

Someone needs to be humbled.

 

[Prynce]

I'm a man of moral and principals

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Left my nikka's house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fukk since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dikk runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep

 

[Biscayne]

How did you survive

Willpower and not being a lazy-ass, whiny, bum...

 

[Prynce]

Song is dope

 

[Critical Distance]

Willpower and not being a lazy-ass, whiny, bum...

Gonna finish this book and pull and all-nighter with these edits for my thesis. Thanks for the inspiration, breh.

 

[Biscayne]

Left my nikka's house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fukk since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dikk runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep

Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube her top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin' Took a sip of the potion, hit the three-wheeler motion
I was glad everything had worked out, dropped the bird off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams, didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder, two in the morning went to Fat Burger. I even saw the lights on the Goodyear blimp and it read "Ice Cube's a pimp"
Drunk as hell, but no throwin' up
Half way home and my pager still blowin' up
Today I didn't even have to use my AK
I got to say it was a good day

 

[Ol’Otis]

yes

 

[Biscayne]

Someone needs to be humbled.

@Yusuke

 

[Biscayne]

yes

Indeed...