Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Chill]

Slandering nicotine while drinking your high class hipster frappucino?

How pretentious can you get

I also do this while I sit in the shop with my MacBook, iPhone/AirPod combo, and a sausage egg on a muffin from Starbucks specifically leeching off the wi-fi

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Beloved

That's excessive

 

[Critical Distance]

Give up sugary drinks?

Sure.

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

Bae..

 

[Chill]

Sure.

I don't have a gif on hand that can explain my expression reading this blapshemy

How could you

 

[Kokoro]

Y'all brehs ever notice how white people particularly white women act when you walk by them?

I notice they always move to the edge of the sidewalk, or if they're walking with their man they get close to him and hold his hand. Like damn. I'm a 5'10" skinny college kid with my headphones in and bookbag on. Ain't nobody worried about you

 

[Princess Coco]

So my mom finally got here but came in complaining and telling about the hotel room. Now we gotta get up and move all of crap to another building and on the 3rd floor (ain't no elevators either)-_-

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

@Ahyurea it all makes sense now

Except its been 6 years now. And this guy doesn't love me, I told you he's horny that's all.

He's probably one of those guys who only run after virgins.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Pepper on fries > salt on fries

Facts

Checkers and popeyes goat for a reason

 

[Chill]

I feel like I don't know y'all anymore, gonna drink some NOT COFFEE and "sugary drink" to compensate for this lost time

*logs out*

 

[patscorpio]

nothing like bloody marinated burgers and a beer to wind down a sunday

 

[Critical Distance]

I don't have a gif on hand that can explain my expression reading this blapshemy

How could you

Clean living is its own reward.

 

[Chill]

Clean living is it's own reward.

Reward your TASTEBUDS sir

 

[Kokoro]

I also do this while I sit in the shop with my MacBook, iPhone/AirPod combo, and a sausage egg on a muffin from Starbucks specifically leeching off the wi-fi

Sausage? Eggs? Suprised you ain't a vegan

Sure.

Okay now we've gone too far. I'm a sugarhead, I can't deal with this

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

Is Starbucks even that good ? I mean.. I don't get the hype.