Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Aphrodite]

 

[Aphrodite]

Tauruses are cheap, very lazy and stubborn. They will also neglect their friends once they get a man - and then come crawling back to you when their relationship ends. They dress well for a fat person, though.

@baqardi
The hate.

I'm a Taurus and ive never been fat and I've always been the best dressed regardless of where I go. I'm fly and I don't even have to try. I look fly, I dress fly, and my hair stay fly!

YAS! Go off.

i wholeheartedly agree. they always have a sexy ass man in one hand and a plate of food in the other. NO LIE.

 

[Lo-Co]

Whenever I go through my yearbooks it's a mix of

i look high as fukk in all my photos.
if only i could re take them

 

[Lo-Co]

bytch I'm not ya friend, I'm your master.

 

[Lo-Co]

that free papa johns is clutch when you need it.

 

[Collateral]

 

[Lo-Co]

and she single too?

 

[Aphrodite]

Diamond's verse.

 

[全能の神]

I've grown to love this smiley :hmmmmmmmm:

 

[Matt504]

 

[Aphrodite]

One of my Taurus friends ended up marrying my former crush. She knew I was crushing on dude and used to make fun of his looks, 3.5 years later I'm attending their wedding.

Im a petite Taurus never been fat or near it. I love getting my nails and hair done. I keep up with my appearance to the point some call me high maintanance. Im far from stingy I love to give and I care for those that I know are genuine and have a good heart.

Most people think I'm quiet too, like all my friends said that was their first impression of me, but once you get to know me you'll see that I am far from quiet

Hell no! We are the goldiggers, we do not provide the gold.

yes my friend is a taurus and she used to ask a man what he does and then Google how much that job pays before showing an interest in him. when she found out this guy was Jewish, her eyes lit up and he goes, "I'm not rich."

They think Kandi is our spokesperson. Real Taurus women don't take care of men. We're known for being adorned and showered by the 'mens'. Lol!

 

[Kokoro]

@misery

@Tenchi Ryu

Fukkery

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

OOOH MY fukkING GOD!!!!


@misery

 

[Matt504]

I know some junkies

I know some junkies

I know some junkies who want make a hunnid dollas.

- precious

 

[TheLostOnes]

@Tenchi Ryu come get your team dawg. They are so mad that they are not going to make the playoffs that Side show Bob is throwing hits to the opposite team