Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[dora_da_destroyer]

i'm ready to fire this agency.

them: "oh. we didn't think you were ready to track usage so we didn't turn the tracking on"
me: "so you're telling me that when we launch a new tool, a tool we announced widely, that you didn't think we'd want usage data for the first month, really"
them: "we will send you something by the end of the week"
me: "don't even worry about it, i will be in touch"

 

[The ADD]

i'm ready to fire this agency.

them: "oh. we didn't think you were ready to track usage so we didn't turn the tracking on"
me: "so you're telling me that when we launch a new tool, a tool we announced widely, that you didn't think we'd want usage data for the first month, really"
them: "we will send you something by the end of the week"
me: "don't even worry about it, i will be in touch"

You forgot the

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Dont let your kids bring anything that cost more then ten dollars to school with them outside of their books and clothes on their back, friends.

 

[He Who Posts Well]

Dont let your kids bring anything that cost more then ten dollars to school with them outside of their books and clothes on their back, friends.

Sorry friend but everything from my kids shoes to backpack is Gucci.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Sorry friend but everything from my kids shoes to backpack is Gucci.

Lets call those clothes friend. Did you know gucci was almost out of business before it was saved by people like you.

 

[Rawtid]

Interview was 2 hours long!!!

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

What should I cook tonight brehs Something simple that will last until weds....

shepherds pie with turkey maybe?

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

"Today is only one day in all the days that will ever be. But what will happen in all the other days that ever come can depend on what you do today. It's been that way all this year. It's been that way so many times." --Ernest Hemingway

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

i eat the most unappealing looking meals man




steamed carrots
quoina mixed with wild rice
black beans
baby spinach
diced yellow and red peppers
on a paper plate



shyt looks like slop

 

[Illuminatos]

Might be going away for college next semester.

I don't know if I'm ready for that yet.

 

[Freedman]

I'm stupid high right now and I got this question in my head
Is it gay if my whole life I chose my friends based off they looks , no homo, but like I can't hang with no nikkas if they not bringing no hoes to the table

 

[Illuminatos]

Man, the water in my aunt's sink wouldn't even go down for the past two days. I'd leave it running for about 30 seconds and the basin would be about 3/4ths full. Man if ya'll saw what the fukk I pulled out from the bottom of that shyt.

All I gotta say is thank god for Drano and wire hangers. :wowzers:

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

my lil brother is listening to miley cyrus cac ass can't stop at 11:37 pm in my house....fukk that shyt

 

[Rawtid]

my lil brother is listening to miley cyrus cac ass can't stop at 11:37 pm in my house....fukk that shyt

What song though?
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My router is being an extra hoe. Wifi hasn't been working since last night. Dios míos!!

 

[Sunalmighty]

Call of Duty is HORRIBLE (campaign) this series is completely exhausted and needs to be put on hold for a few years